Things you do for no apprent reason..

[Gandalf]

Ah, I will not use a urinal. Again though it is quite logical. I don't want people looking at my penis and it is not a clean process to be spraying everywhere and potentially on yourself. The urinal is a horrid thing really. Very undignified.

Very true, public bathrooms are difficult. In Asia with those hole in the floor shitters with no dividers I was freaked out. I would remain in discomfort rather than submit to that.

They are mostly phased out now, but on the whole I try to avoid public toilets as I don't want to end up with a wart on my bum or something terrible like that. You just have no idea who is using it.