I’m going to Thailand for 7 weeks starting in june My girlfriend was born in and still has her family in Chiang Mai, which is a city in the north mountain region, and we(I) now own a condo in Pattaya, which is on the water south of Bangkok. Going to split the time up roughly half and half and take motorcycles down in order to see a lot of the country, hopefully make lots of other stops. I’ve never even ridden one, but you don’t need a separate licence there and from what I hear you could just give the cops a bit of cash to leave you alone anyways. Only bummer is it’s the start of their rainy season, but it’s supposed to be more like it pours for a few hours and then stops, rather than constant pissing. If I play my cards right, I’m gunna ride an elephant into some rural area, tear apart a human trafficking ring by trampling pimps, steal their haram for myself then retreat deep into the jungles and start a commune.