What's it gonna take for this guy to get the message?

[Gandalf]

Every great man has a self induced scar. Walrus self harms regularly by breaking bones and things. Every man does this. Even a tattoo is an act of self sabotage.

With this statement alone, the prosecution rests.

When one is attempting to have an adult conversation, and something like this is said, it's best to look away so the chuckle won't be too obvious.

Are you really trying to have an adult conversation? It is funny because it is FUNNY! I don't think you realize just how dry I am. I am a very funny poster.

Self adulation is not an endearing trait, Miles. Maybe we should start with that on the road to improvement.

I'll continue pointing out such blunders as a public service free of charge.

You wondered why you were laughing, I was pointing out the obvious. It is funny because it is.....funny.

[Gandalf]

Right, I don't know what time it is there, but we have been doing this for about 2 hours and that is 2 hours too long. I have paperwork to do, so that's me done on this one.

Let's just agree on the following points.

1. Yes, I am funny.
2. Rocket lobbing is uncool.
3. We want more freedom for the NK's.
4. We want more responsible parenting.

If we agree on these things, then all is solved.

[TitoFan]

Right, I don't know what time it is there, but we have been doing this for about 2 hours and that is 2 hours too long. I have paperwork to do, so that's me done on this one.

Let's just agree on the following points.

1. Yes, I am funny.
2. Rocket lobbing is uncool.
3. We want more freedom for the NK's.
4. We want more responsible parenting.

If we agree on these things, then all is solved.

Wow that's not a bad list. #1 I still have problems with, though.

[Gandalf]

Right, I don't know what time it is there, but we have been doing this for about 2 hours and that is 2 hours too long. I have paperwork to do, so that's me done on this one.

Let's just agree on the following points.

1. Yes, I am funny.
2. Rocket lobbing is uncool.
3. We want more freedom for the NK's.
4. We want more responsible parenting.

If we agree on these things, then all is solved.

Wow that's not a bad list. #1 I still have problems with, though.

I am not funny in a Mark TKO way. He has proper jokes with punchlines. I do funny in an odd sardonic, dry kind of way. I think some get it, some just don't. You admit yourself that you find it funny! I write those lines and you chuckle, you know you do. But joking aside, what are tattoo's all about?