Ha!
I will curl a post out on your behalf...
" X did you have to top up on prune juice and cheese and warm beer so that when you squeezed out the log you were raised on high like the high priest of the log flume until it gave way and broke off like a dried out kebab and exploded like a chocolate tornado ripping a huge brown splashback that left a tidemark on the cistern?...poopp. plop. poo..fucky dick sucky Palm oil gravy..careful with that arse ax Eugene....jam"
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