Jake goes to the doctor he tells him he's lost interest in sex doctor ask how old are you Jake says 82 the wife is 79 doctor asks him when did you lose interest twice last night and once this morning.😂
Jake goes to the doctor he tells him he's lost interest in sex doctor ask how old are you Jake says 82 the wife is 79 doctor asks him when did you lose interest twice last night and once this morning.😂
Why do Jews and Armenians have such big noses?
Because the air is free.
A Jewish rabbi, an Italian priest and an Egyptian imam are all talking about how generous they are. The Italian priest says: Im so generous, I draw a circle on the ground and throw all my money up in the air, and whatever comes back down INSIDE the circle, I give to God!
The Egyptian imam says: Fuck that. Im WAY more generous than you. I draw a big circle on the ground, throw up all my money, and whatever comes back down OUTSIDE the circle, I give it to God!
The rabbi says: Im so generous, I draw a huge circle on the ground and throw all my money up in the air, and whatever comes back down, I give to God!
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