A Jewish rabbi, an Italian priest and an Egyptian imam are all talking about how generous they are. The Italian priest says: Im so generous, I draw a circle on the ground and throw all my money up in the air, and whatever comes back down INSIDE the circle, I give to God!

The Egyptian imam says: Fuck that. Im WAY more generous than you. I draw a big circle on the ground, throw up all my money, and whatever comes back down OUTSIDE the circle, I give it to God!

The rabbi says: Im so generous, I draw a huge circle on the ground and throw all my money up in the air, and whatever comes back down, I give to God!