"Trump Steaks"

by Char C. coal

Cut up a steak and smack it down on the grill
Watch it from out your windows still
The embers on the fire glowing hot
You take some butter and garlic that's what!

Get the ketchup and slather it on
Burnt well done like a real Don
Down at the okay corral at Ponderosa
Screw the barbecue I'm hanging out with Omarosa