Who’s had the vaccine ? Side effects ?

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Yeah, it definitely hasn't enjoyed being isolated. It's behaviour has changed markedly, it seems to be scratching its fur a lot and is noticeably unhappy.

I would triumphantly conclude that, having provably isolated the virus now, I need to show how you can catch it from a surface or through the air.

I tried shoving the virus up my nose but it wouldn't quite fit in my nostril. I think TIC might have been onto something all along now as I can't see how you could physically catch the virus from inhaling it - which means that all those anti-maskers might be right after all.

Of course, having the virus stuck in your nose might technically count as 'catching it' and thus actually being infected? That is clearly why infected people are immune (obviously having a virus blocking each nostril means that nothing else can get in, so you are immune)

In a startling new development ..... I have also established the cause of so-called 'long covid' too.

As part of my experiment to see if one could catch my newly isolated virus from a surface, I also licked it up and swallowed it yesterday. This morning, I have discovered that the virus is now lodged and is blocking my anus so I can't have a poo.

Logically, I will not now be able to expel that virus from my body for some time now ............ so I have long Covid.

I will keep you all informed of my continuing ground breaking research in due course!

you haven't outlined your processes describing the isolation of the covid nineteen aka sars cov two virus in human beings, directly from a sample taken from a patient, where the patient sample was not first combined with any other source of genetic material. note the word isolate indicates a thing is separated from all other material surrounding it. you are an example for titofan of one party not acting in good faith

That's a bit unfair, mate. You didn't ask for all that stuff, you just wanted proof that the virus had been isolated by me and that I could show how it could be passed on from surfaces or the air.

You can see that I have gone to a whole load of effort to do that, post the photos and explain my findings from my experiments.

Surely it's cheating a bit to now say all this stuff after the event? That's an example of somebody not acting in good faith, not me.

You've hurt my feelings a bit, to be honest.

Anyway, I will persevere in good faith.

My neighbour has COVID (and I know this because he took a government test. Our government over here never lies about anything so it was definitely a COVID positive sample.).

I got him to spit into a teacup and kept his spit isolated from anything else (for example, I was very careful not to make a cup of tea in that cup)

I made absolutely certain that I didn't inadvertently contaminate the sample (say, by masturbating into it) either, so I am sure that it is pure genetic material from the patient and not combined with any other genetic material. Like spunk.

I found a large kitchen sieve and, wearing my gardening gloves and a welding mask, I very carefully passed the material through the sieve. The virus remained in the sieve and I separated this out. I remembered the sage advice from president Trump and put the virus into a shoebox (because it is dark in there) and kept the shoebox well away from bleach.

That's how I did it, and hopefully you can see that it was done scientifically, and that it provides you with the reassurance you need.

So you can see that I have acted in good faith and gone to a great deal of time and trouble to follow your guidelines and requirements for a proper and complete scientific experiment that I think proves the things you were asking for. Does that help mate?