BEANZ - WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘THERE IS NOBODY ON HERE WHO CAN ISOLATE THE VIRUS’.

Have you gleaned nothing from my recent scientific testing and experimentation? Do you not see with your own eyes that I have isolated the virus already and proven that you can catch it through the air and off surfaces? Can you imagine my wife’s fury at all the bubbling test tubes in the garage and the theft of her sieve? Have some sympathy for my predicament here

Are you another Apple iPhone naysayer? Maybe I should have gone Samsung or even Huawei?

I feel like Galileo on here, proving my experiment while all you Copernican flat earthers refuse to accept scientific fact. If I was to figaro out a way to get TIC to abandon his beliefs that would be truly magnifico I think. Cool scientific clarity would hit him like thunder and lightning (he would find it very frightening, I bet)

Anyway, enough about Elton John, it’s just a red herring leading you down a yellow brick road. If you feel like fighting with TIC online, wait until Saturday night.