Noise

[Andre]

IN Penang you wake up each morning early with some Muslim man yelling into a megaphone all islamic stuff calling you to the mosk.
BallllAAAAAHhh bah blaHHH arch blahhhahhhh for ages! Theres no windows just bars over spaces and you hear Aussie voices from hotel rooms yelling back "shut the fuck up".
I woke to that early one morning and then went down the street and eventually got arrested for suspicion of herion trafficing.
Malasia sucks too.

[donnydarkoIRL]

One night I was lying in bed. It was one of those nights you need sleep. You've had a hard day and your about to have a perfect rest.
I was dozing, just falling asleep with a smile on my face and I hear this terrible noise.
mweeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhwwweeaahhhh.
My eyes blink open...
I start to doze off again...
MWEEEAAAAAAAWWWWEAAAAAAAHHHHH.
I rose from my bed, bounded down the stairs, grabbed the sweeping brush and flung the door open in a rage...

Cats don't come near my house anymore.

[Gandalf]

One night I was lying in bed. It was one of those nights you need sleep. You've had a hard day and your about to have a perfect rest.
I was dozing, just falling asleep with a smile on my face and I hear this terrible noise.
mweeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhwwweeaahhhh.
My eyes blink open...
I start to doze off again...
MWEEEAAAAAAAWWWWEAAAAAAAHHHHH.
I rose from my bed, bounded down the stairs, grabbed the sweeping brush and flung the door open in a rage...

Cats don't come near my house anymore.

Last year we had some noisy neighbors and they were making a racket outside our apartment at about 2am. I tend to get irate quite easily and so opened the door and not so politely asked them to shut the fuck up with their shenanigans. I had a bit of a rant actually. I tend to argue my case in English despite nobody ever being able to speak English. The couple quickly went into their home obviously not wanting to deal with the loony foreigner.

I felt a bit bad about having dealt with it so rudely and the next day asked the wife to apologise on my behalf for not having been a bit more polite. The woman explained that they had been frightened because they suspected I was American and may very well have had a gun!!

When I heard that I had a good chuckle. I dont think they had had much interaction with foreign types!

[Gandalf]

IN Penang you wake up each morning early with some Muslim man yelling into a megaphone all islamic stuff calling you to the mosk.
BallllAAAAAHhh bah blaHHH arch blahhhahhhh for ages! Theres no windows just bars over spaces and you hear Aussie voices from hotel rooms yelling back "shut the fuck up".
I woke to that early one morning and then went down the street and eventually got arrested for suspicion of herion trafficing.
Malasia sucks too.

Hahahah. Thats hilarious!!

[Andre]

IN Penang you wake up each morning early with some Muslim man yelling into a megaphone all islamic stuff calling you to the mosk.
BallllAAAAAHhh bah blaHHH arch blahhhahhhh for ages! Theres no windows just bars over spaces and you hear Aussie voices from hotel rooms yelling back "shut the fuck up".
I woke to that early one morning and then went down the street and eventually got arrested for suspicion of herion trafficing.
Malasia sucks too.

Hahahah. Thats hilarious!!

Thanks

toughest day of my life, except for a yatching disaster over two days;

Ahh that was 20 years ago, I can laugh about it too, seeing I still got a neck .