How to pick up women at pubs?

[Unknowndonor]

Be confident not cocky.
Be witty not obnoxious.
Look into her eyes not her tits.
Have goals and appear on the move, not just an average joe.
Don't be overly nice, but don't be rude.

If you have a problem closing, look for the above average girl with the hot friend (that every other guy is tring to pick up) and swoop in(on the above average girl). At least that will get you back in the game, without lowering your standards to the large buck-toothed girl by herself.

Suddenly I feel like Dr. Phil.