How to pick up women at pubs?

[Snakey]

Be confident not cocky.
Be witty not obnoxious.
Look into her eyes not her tits.
Have goals and appear on the move, not just an average joe.
Don't be overly nice, but don't be rude.

If you have a problem closing, look for the above average girl with the hot friend (that every other guy is tring to pick up) and swoop in(on the above average girl). At least that will get you back in the game, without lowering your standards to the large buck-toothed girl by herself.

Suddenly I feel like Dr. Phil.

If you can be Cocky as well as funny, that's a good combo.... If your just cocky, you will come across as an arrogant prick.. if you are just funny, you'll come across as an entertainer.. You might make girls laugh, but they won't bang you... Cocky funny pushes their buttons..
Tease girls without mercy.. If you are confident about it and don't "appologize" if she gets offended, then it's on! If she gets all twisted up and has a stick to far up her ass to take a joke, just tell her you thought she seemed like fun and adventurous so you thought you could tease her,,,, then just give her a hug or something..

Their is a thing called Kino escalation too which helps.. Kino is short for Kinethetic which means touch in some technical way..

Their is accident Kino, which is like brushing your leg against her's while sitting. Leaning against her to talk over loud music.. Shaking her hand upon introduction. Then their is overt Kino, which is holding or playing with her hand, touching her back to bring her closer to you. Playing with or pulling her hair a little bit..
If you can escalate touching her by just being close to her with your legs touching etc, then if she's got a ring on or something, take her hand to look at it, say she's got something on her face and then touch to get it of etc etc...Give her hugs when you tease her or she makes a funny joke, (make sure you push her off once you've hugged her.. be the first to back away.. Keep her guessing).. Tell her she gets 2 more free hugs and then you're going to start charging her.. If you can really smoothly escalate touching her, you can get all the way up to kissing and more heavy stuff without barely having to talk... Just pay attention to her body language and make sure your not pushing anything to much..

Lean back when talking to the girls, don't be leaning in... Don't ask her really dumb questions like "where are you from, what do you do etc" It's fishing for commonalities and it's what all guys do.. Say something like, you were talking to a friend today and he asked you where you would most like to visit in the world,,,, and you said blah blah blah because... Then ask her...
Try not to compliment her on her looks.. They get it all the time and it doesn't help her get attracted to you. Especially at the start..
When you do get talking with a girl and she has some interest in you, take her around the pub and talk to your friends who are scattered around... Don't just introduce her like she is a new puppy you've just bought, or a new prize you just won.. Just have fun with your friends... Show her that you are a friendly normal guy..

Darn, okay I wasn't gonna post a huge post here but once I get started... Okay, her is the perfect structure for meeting a girl... None of this is a hard fast rule, it's just a general generalization that works most of the time.. every rule can be broken though.

1. Open - This means going up and talking to a girl (stranger). Right here, you don't want to show to much interest in her.. You are just the slightly drunk, friendly guy in the bar that is talking to everyone... If she has friends their, which she probably WILL, don't just go up and talk directly to her and ignore her friends.. You are better off talking to the whole group and partly ignoring her at the start... Win her group over, and they will let you take her.. Ignore them, and they will probably cockblock you big time down the stretch..
2. Be interesting - Tell her about some fight you just saw outside between 2 girls, or whatever... who knows.. Just be a fun guy.. whenever you get a chance, just tease the girl that you are interested in.. Just something light hearted.. If you tease her a bit, she should start to like, flick her hair, or touch your arm etc to try to win your attention/affection back.. If she asks your name, it's showing she's interested in you.
3. Show some sort of interest in her - Once you see that she may be slightly interested in you, then you can start showing a bit more interest in her. Directly a little bit more attention away from her group and more towards her.. Ask her a mundane question or 2 like, What is your favourite band... Tease one of her answers like "omg, I can't beleive you like them.. they are terrible"... This shows you aren't one of those guys that are going to suck up her ass and fall all over everything she says... But for one of her answers be like "wow,that is actually really cool"... This will give her a good feeling like you approve of her in some way...
4. Take her somewhere else in the bar/club - Say, lets go make fun of people, or lets go make some friends, or lets go, you can buy me a drink etc etc.. Don't say "hey, do you want to come with me", just say lets go.. Then lead her around.. Take her hand and if she holds on, she's yours my man!! Be the leader,,, it's a very attractive thing to women if you lead them.. Make excuses touch her all this time.. If some guy is walking backwards into her sort of, put your arm around her side and pull her out the way etc etc..
The main reason why guys get rejected when they go to kiss a girl that they are getting along with is that it suddenly comes out of nowhere when they have just been sitting next to them.. If you have a lot of physical contact, the kiss just comes naturally..

Anyway, that will do for now.. if you can get to that stage, i'm sure you'll be able to handle the rest...

AH FUCK IT! The other night i was playing poker with a really hot chick and i wasnt even trying to chat her up or anything, just being me. God damn it...i never told her my name and after a while she asked for it and then she would occasionally touch my hand and make eye contact...but i thought nothing of it! I was just so tired that i couldnt care less about picking up, i was just listening to her talk and making fun of some of the stuff she does. Now i look back, i had a massive chance with her....if only id been more awake haha