Some Jokes

[Kev]

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty Scousers showed up.
Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter
said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God
instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes
later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone."
"What All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God. "No" replied Saint Peter "The
Pearly Gates!"

Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.

Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?

Two Scousers have just nicked a car and are checking it over to make
sure that everything works before they use it to ram raid the off-licence.
One gets into the drivers seat and asks the other if the indicators work,
to which his mate replies "Yes, it's working...oh shit, it's stopped...no,
it's OK...stopped again..."

[leftylee]

You really are pathetic with nothing else to do other than post Liverpool jokes trying to "insult" me LOL. the funny thing is you probbaly googled these up for hours on end trying to figure which ones will insult Lefty

A 32 yr old man and you act like a lil schoolgirl.

And that's nothing to be proud of if you're wondering.

[Kev]

I'm 33 Lefty you can't even count

And I don't need to try and insult you. Nobody can do a better job of making you look like a little twat than you can.

If anything my picking on you might actually help get you some sympathy.

I'm doing you a favour.

[leftylee]

I'm 33 Lefty you can't even count

And I don't need to try and insult you. Nobody can do a better job of making you look like a little twat than you can.

If anything my picking on you might actually help get you some sympathy.

I'm doing you a favour.

Really ?? I mean I was being sympathtic with 32 coz on your pic you look about 15 LMAO

LOL here we go again. Dildo Baggins at his best. Run along to your Mommy, it's ass wiping time.

[Kev]

So Lefty has got some fight in him. Excellent, it's been a while since I had a forum nemesis.

Game on you little turncoat. I won't relent until you apologise for your treacherous behaviour and admit that you were wrong.

Nobody should ever turn on a friend to try and gain favour with others, it's a low act leftylee.

I stood by you when you were stupid enough to get yourself banned and publicly stuck up for you when others were raining on you.

But you are a two faced little backstabber with no sense of loyalty whatsoever.

[leftylee]

So Lefty has got some fight in him. Excellent, it's been a while since I had a forum nemesis.

Game on you little turncoat. I won't relent until you apologise for your treacherous behaviour and admit that you were wrong.

Nobody should ever turn on a friend to try and gain favour with others, it's a low act leftylee.

I stood by you when you were stupid enough to get yourself banned and publicly stuck up for you when others were raining on you.

But you are a two faced little backstabber with no sense of loyalty whatsoever.

Nice speech. I still can't believe that this is all about me going out of your "clan" . You must have nothing better to do moaning at me for that. It's so utterly childish and immature.

And BTW hpe did I befriend you? (We can't be great friends anyway if we ain't even met) I said on my rep comment soemthing along the lines of if your acting like that towards rep then good ridance your gone, it's stupid.

[Gandalf]

One of my students here is an Everton fan. Completely bizarre. Ive never met an Everton fan before and to meet one in Korea!

[leftylee]

One of my students here is an Everton fan. Completely bizarre. Ive never met an Everton fan before and to meet one in Korea!

Everton are sponsored by Chang, they're also quite popular in the far east beacuse of pre-season tours etc there.

[Kev]

So Lefty has got some fight in him. Excellent, it's been a while since I had a forum nemesis.

Game on you little turncoat. I won't relent until you apologise for your treacherous behaviour and admit that you were wrong.

Nobody should ever turn on a friend to try and gain favour with others, it's a low act leftylee.

I stood by you when you were stupid enough to get yourself banned and publicly stuck up for you when others were raining on you.

But you are a two faced little backstabber with no sense of loyalty whatsoever.

Nice speech. I still can't believe that this is all about me going out of your "clan" . You must have nothing better to do moaning at me for that. It's so utterly childish and immature.

And BTW hpe did I befriend you? (We can't be great friends anyway if we ain't even met) I said on my rep comment soemthing along the lines of if your acting like that towards rep then good ridance your gone, it's stupid.

You said I was pathetic and you were glad I was gone. Nothing to do with being in a clan but me and you were cool.

If I suddenly neg repped Boxing Gorilla or CutMeMick based on a post they made that had nothing to do with me and told them they were pathetic and I hoped they were leaving for good you don't think I'd be out of order?

If I would have turned on you when everyone else was raining on you and Saddo was even forced to ban you, don't you think that would have been out of order?

But me and Rains stood by you, and Pac and Bruce Lee all of the Baggins Clan in solidarity together.

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxingfor...ink-you-2.html


Then you turn on me and tell me you hope I've gone for good.

As I said, it's a low act lefty, no sense of friendship or honour in you.

you sensed the way the opinion was going and decided to ingratiate yourself with the others and announce you thought I was pathetic.

You disappoint me.

[Gandalf]

One of my students here is an Everton fan. Completely bizarre. Ive never met an Everton fan before and to meet one in Korea!

Everton are sponsored by Chang, they're also quite popular in the far east beacuse of pre-season tours etc there.

I dont think they've come here before...but then again nobody comes here. If I want to see a decent gig ive got to go all the way to Japan. Only fucking Sting comes here.

Whats Chang? Sounds Chinese...

[Kev]

One of my students here is an Everton fan. Completely bizarre. Ive never met an Everton fan before and to meet one in Korea!

Everton are sponsored by Chang, they're also quite popular in the far east beacuse of pre-season tours etc there.

I dont think they've come here before...but then again nobody comes here. If I want to see a decent gig ive got to go all the way to Japan. Only fucking Sting comes here.

Whats Chang? Sounds Chinese...

Good God man two men are having an argument about to come to fisticuffs and you think now's the time to come and strike up a random conversation about Korean Everton supporters

My shirt is off and we are pushing and jostling, now is hardly the time.

Lefty ignore him and get back to the argument.

Where were we?

Ah yes, you disappoint me...........

[leftylee]

One of my students here is an Everton fan. Completely bizarre. Ive never met an Everton fan before and to meet one in Korea!

Everton are sponsored by Chang, they're also quite popular in the far east beacuse of pre-season tours etc there.

I dont think they've come here before...but then again nobody comes here. If I want to see a decent gig ive got to go all the way to Japan. Only fucking Sting comes here.

Whats Chang? Sounds Chinese...

Chang is a Thai beer, there logo is on our shirt.

[leftylee]

Everton are sponsored by Chang, they're also quite popular in the far east beacuse of pre-season tours etc there.

I dont think they've come here before...but then again nobody comes here. If I want to see a decent gig ive got to go all the way to Japan. Only fucking Sting comes here.

Whats Chang? Sounds Chinese...

Good God man two men are having an argument about to come to fisticuffs and you think now's the time to come and strike up a random conversation about Korean Everton supporters

My shirt is off and we are pushing and jostling, now is hardly the time.

Lefty ignore him and get back to the argument.

Where were we?

Ah yes, you disappoint me...........

What the hell

Anyways am done with you now. The highlight of your day is over, LOL.

[Kev]

You off so early, but it's not a school day.

You got to do your paper round?

[Gandalf]

Everton are sponsored by Chang, they're also quite popular in the far east beacuse of pre-season tours etc there.

I dont think they've come here before...but then again nobody comes here. If I want to see a decent gig ive got to go all the way to Japan. Only fucking Sting comes here.

Whats Chang? Sounds Chinese...

Good God man two men are having an argument about to come to fisticuffs and you think now's the time to come and strike up a random conversation about Korean Everton supporters

My shirt is off and we are pushing and jostling, now is hardly the time.

Lefty ignore him and get back to the argument.

Where were we?

Ah yes, you disappoint me...........

Sorry about that, old boy!!

Okay, guys take off your shirts and make some moves. Get that dancefloor heaving with testosterone and manly hip shakes and flaying limbs. Seconds out, round one!