Unfortunately the role I have in mind for you Donny is more major. The role of Legolas cannot be an honouray role as he's an indispensable member of the 'party of the nine'.
You'd need to be a member of Clan Baggins to take on what, after Gandalf, would be the most prestigious role handout so far.
Join the Clan Donny! We need a young, good looking, talented warrior for the role of Legolas.
If not you, we only have Clubber, and he's already stained his tights through masturbation![]()
We have a large problem then, I'm a sworn member of the old guard.
My leaving the gurad would be betrayal which woul translate to the Baggins-speak equivalent of Sam Gamgee going to work for Sauron.
And Bilbo, your extremely persuasive, ever think of taking up a position in Public relations?
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No worries Donny, I respect your allegiance to the Old Gaurd.
Clubber, it appears shall put on the green tights and adopt the role of Legolas. We'll have to scrub the stains of the front and try and get him to restrain from pleasuring himself whilst wearing the Clan costume and carrying out Clan functions.
You are still a friend of the Baggins Clan though Donny and will of course be given an honouray role for pantomime season.![]()
See, Bilbo knows how to sweeten a deal. All this Old Guard 'We offer nothing but the honour and dignity that goes with accepting such a position' crap. It's not what the people want.
People want a nice flashy avatar, a costume, a LOTR starring role, a cool sig (on the way) and daily gifts of rep, lots and lots of rep
Baggins Clan, the ONLY clan for discerning Saddonian's![]()
Darn, I was just too late to catch Miles.. Hopefully he comes back for his avatar.. I'm slowly getting there with these.. My girlfriend his hasseling me to do a bunch of chores that i've been lazy with...
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Miles it's easy.
Simply right click on the picture of Gandalf and save it to your harddrive.
Next go to the control panel options, select avatar, and then look for the option where is says 'upload from location on harddrive' or words that effect.
Click the browse button there to go to your computer, find and click on the picture and it will load it as your avatar.
Save the changes and you are done, and officially Gandalf!![]()
Get it while it's hot Clubber..
Next up i'm doing Sam.... Hopefully tomorrow night i'll have no distractions, and will get most of the cast done, then Bilbo can assign roles to his hearts content..
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