Bilbo's Clan and Role Assignments

[donnydarkoIRL]

Unfortunately the role I have in mind for you Donny is more major. The role of Legolas cannot be an honouray role as he's an indispensable member of the 'party of the nine'.

You'd need to be a member of Clan Baggins to take on what, after Gandalf, would be the most prestigious role handout so far.

Join the Clan Donny! We need a young, good looking, talented warrior for the role of Legolas.

If not you, we only have Clubber, and he's already stained his tights through masturbation

We have a large problem then, I'm a sworn member of the old guard.
My leaving the gurad would be betrayal which woul translate to the Baggins-speak equivalent of Sam Gamgee going to work for Sauron.


And Bilbo, your extremely persuasive, ever think of taking up a position in Public relations?

I started out in the old guard clan but when agent Bilbo offered me the role of Gandalf I just could not refuse. It is obviously the role of a lifetime.
And I wear a dress.

The green tights are what allured me.
I had trouble resisting.

Bilbo is fair to assume that as Book to Film conversions go LOTR was damn good?