if you could take 3 things onto a desert island with you what would they be??

[TheChosenOne]

Call me a cheater but just one item needed....

My very large "Oh shit kit" that I keep in the trunk of my car.The last thing you grab if/when Shit hits the fan!I put it together after Katrina
Duct tape,a mirror,30' feet of rope,Flint's,K-bar,1 week of M.R.E's,full Medical kit,3 lighters,1 mag-light,Kim-light sticks,4 road flares,water purification tablets,one sided Hatchet,mini fishing kit,charged cell phone,Bottle of Dark Bacardi rum,12 pillar candles,change of clothes,box of 12 gauge shells,aluminum foil,2 bags of dried beef jerky,Compass,a certain "Item" to go along with the shells minus 2 barrels ,$100 in cash,2 bottles of multi-purpose vitamins,small radio,pack of Black & milds,a canteen,notebook,pencils,world almanac,A watch,small family photo's,multi purpose utility knife,bag of hard candy,trail mix,copy of "Thoughts & theories" .................That might be it,not sure?Juuuust in case!

Hey,Technically,Its one Item and I can carry it on my back... Good to go!

i think he said an island not a vacation

[boozeboxer]

A pregnant dairy goat.
A pregnant sow.
some hot girl that didn't speak english.

[TheChosenOne]

A pregnant dairy goat.
A pregnant sow.
some hot girl that didn't speak english.

nice choices.

espichally #3

[Kev]

A pregnant dairy goat.
A pregnant sow.
some hot girl that didn't speak english.

Can I ask what point your domestic animals being pregnant would be?

I mean unless they have twins there not breeding and once born all their milk would be used to suckle their infants.

Better to have a male and female of just one species at least you'd have a chance of breeding them then.

And why not take a hot pregnant girl? I mean a little child would be ideal for the future to help run the farm, companionship etc. It would be cool to have a kid to grow up with if you were staying there for ever.

[boozeboxer]

Because a pregant dairy goat gives milk and then you could raise the baby and eat it. A dairy goat gives enough milk for the kid and for you too.


The sow would have lots of baby pigs that you could eat. I think you could cross the pigs at least once on thier mom and get by.


I don't want a child by another guy on my island.



I guess I could have 2 of one kind of animal that are unrelated but I wasn't planning on being there for more than a few years. YOu would run into inbreeding problems with just two of anything anyway however.

[Kev]

Because a pregant dairy goat gives milk and then you could raise the baby and eat it. A dairy goat gives enough milk for the kid and for you too.


The sow would have lots of baby pigs that you could eat. I think you could cross the pigs at least once on thier mom and get by.


I don't want a child by another guy on my island.



I guess I could have 2 of one kind of animal that are unrelated but I wasn't planning on being there for more than a few years. YOu would run into inbreeding problems with just two of anything anyway however.

Ah you seem to have it all worked out.

[boozeboxer]

yeah I would prefer a milk cow because I don't like goats but it might be hard for a cow to rustle up enough to eat, depending on the size of the island. Anyway a goat and a pig could easily find enough to eat.


I also always carry my pocket knife so I was taking that as a given. But yeah I think the worst thing on a island would be the lack of good food. I mean you would get tired of fucking coconuts or shallow water fish and sea food llife I bet pretty quick.

[CutMeMick]

um...
1) a boat.

Brilliant...

Call me a cheater but just one item needed....

My very large "Oh shit kit" that I keep in the trunk of my car.The last thing you grab if/when Shit hits the fan!I put it together after Katrina
Duct tape,a mirror,30' feet of rope,Flint's,K-bar,1 week of M.R.E's,full Medical kit,3 lighters,1 mag-light,Kim-light sticks,4 road flares,water purification tablets,one sided Hatchet,mini fishing kit,charged cell phone,Bottle of Dark Bacardi rum,12 pillar candles,change of clothes,box of 12 gauge shells,aluminum foil,2 bags of dried beef jerky,Compass,a certain "Item" to go along with the shells minus 2 barrels ,$100 in cash,2 bottles of multi-purpose vitamins,small radio,pack of Black & milds,a canteen,notebook,pencils,world almanac,A watch,small family photo's,multi purpose utility knife,bag of hard candy,trail mix,copy of "Thoughts & theories" .................That might be it,not sure?Juuuust in case!

Hey,Technically,Its one Item and I can carry it on my back... Good to go!

Good one.

[CutMeMick]

Think since I've been here this threads been done about 20 times.

[CutMeMick]

Jessica Simpson, some rope & life time supply of viagra.

(I will age eventually so I'll be prepared not like the rest of you who are gonna take some hot ass girl then once you hit your 40s/50s you wont be able to get it up and you wont do shit to her)

[amat]

Ha, well we know someone is prepared. I remember when everyone was scared of bio-chemical attacks from North Korea everyone bought that crazy plastic and duck tape to seal their house. Just remember that now I was in like 7th grade literally half the people I knew were doing that. Sure none of them would admit to it now as ridiculous as it is.

Anyways, would bring like a pound, maybe 2 pounds of weed or premium dope as they called it in Vietnam. Hell more then that. Whatever, I'm on a desert island, I'm not a guy who appreciates nature that much unless I'm lit. So I would need it. That's about it really. Oh a grow kit.

Then just all the other neccessities in a large bag. That would really suck. Why does it have to be a desert island? Why not a tropical island with lots of assorted fruits and vegetables growing everywhere with a sizeable chicken/cow and turkey population?

OH, and a shitload of bug killer to last an entire lifetime specifically spider killers. I can live with malaria, maybe. I can't live with the fear of putting on my shoes and having a spider bite me. I check my shoes in my house I'm so paranoid I could not manage.

[boozeboxer]

Amat: "Quit being such a faggot, you're in the back seat." --- Old School

[donnydarkoIRL]

[quote=LEGION;553681]
Yeah, but if I could choose between the 2, I'd pick a lighter over matches. Matches get wet they're useless, a lighter always dries out.

You can also build a big fire and after you run it for a while, you don't necessarily have to let it keep a flame. You can cover it and the coals will stay hot for many hours; is all you need is the dry stuff to get it built back up.

Also, you can make a coal bed. If you dig a fairly large hole, width and depth, you can make a long bed of coals. Then you cover it over and sleep on top of it and it will keep you as warm as any house could. You have to dig it deep because if you fall asleep on it and it is too close to the surface you'll burn your back.

We did this several times out when we would be hunting hogs with my dogs and would stay overnight. In the morning you just uncover the coals and put some tender on it and the fire starts right back up.

We also dug a 4 ft. pit and would let the hog meat we cut up in the hole. We would build a huge fire and after it built up a substantial amount of coals, we would put a layer of dirt over it, then wrap sections of meat in burlap and lay it on top, then cover the entire pit. Let it sit for about 8 hours and when you pull the burlap off the meat falls off the bones.[/quote]
Yeah!
Excellent method of cooking food while in the sticks.

It was first used by the Celts.
The Irish Celts referred to it as a "Fulacht Fia."
They also used the same principle with a pool of water, dropping the stones in to boil their food.

Very happy your familiar with this Legion.
When society breaks down we'll eat at yours

[smashup]

My stunning Girl
My Dj equipment
My drink n drugs storage unit.

[HattonTheHammer]

Only boozeboxer can turn a desert island thread into the appropriate way to milk a cow