51 years ago, Herman Jones, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber shaved off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist pulled 6 of his teeth. On his third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.