Boxers Jokes

[purtyboy]

Amir Khan is so horrible when he was born his mother got fined for dumping trash.

[Scrap]

Trainer to Boxer, if you go down get up at 8 . Fighter to trainer what time is it now

[smashup]

What do you call a boxer crossed with a hoover?

Mike Dyson

[yvonne]

What do you call a boxer crossed with a hoover?

Mike Dyson

HA,HA!where did you get that joke from a xmas cracker?


Cheesey,but it made me wet meself!!Thanks!!

[purtyboy]

What do you call a boxer crossed with a hoover?

Mike Dyson

HA,HA!where did you get that joke from a xmas cracker?


Cheesey,but it made me wet meself!!Thanks!!

Dude is that Charlie Zelenoff in your sig pic?

[kingfrnk]

i gotta joke but it aint no boxer joke. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes











nothin you already told her twice

[Douglas]

Once there was a co-worker of mind who didn't bathe or brush his teeth. On the few times he did bathe, he'd be an entire shade lighter in skin color the next day (that's how nasty he was).

One time I said to him "Whew, you're body odor hits harder than Mike Tyson". He got all pissed off, and it wasn't a couple of weeks later until he let hisself go. He'd stay out a lot, and finally got to where he just didn't come back.