Two true stories that tie in to eachother
When I was a kid my grandfather took me fishing almost every weekend. We go fishing one day,he's got sunnies hitting all day one day when we're sitting in the boat,but thats all he's getting,the little 8 year old(me) lands an Eel almost as big as him.
Fast forward,I take my future wife fishing,she had just bought this reel,and couldnt cast this thing to save her soul without birds nesting the whole thing.
All day I cant so much as cast without having my worm hit by a sunnie
She,ends up catching a small mouthed bass.
I cursed under my breath the whole way back to the house