What does your neighborhood sound like

[Diane]

Well I live in a small town, so it's pretty quiet. So the typical stuff, like birds, crickets, and we have a ton of squirrels around, so I hear them hopping in the trees constantly.

But I have this one mother fuking woodpecker that drives me crazy!!! The outside of my place is cedar wood, and this little fuker attaches itself to it, and starts pecking away. He has awoken me on the weekends countless times, and I just want to shoot the little basturd.