Hey Mick, don't take the criticism personally. Man Utd fans are generally disliked by all other fans anyway!

Granted it is very unusual for anyone to have more than one team, especially here in the UK. But you're from the US so guess things are different for you...

As for River Plate - I've atually seen them live! Amazingly against Boca in Buenos Aires a couple years back. The game was at Boca though so I ended up with all the Boca fans and supporting Boca!

The game ended 1 -1, pretty rubbish game in all honesty but the atmosphere was something else. I must admit it would have been a pretty scary experience if it wasn't for all that Quilmes I drank, us Gringos certainly weren't that welcome.

Oh yeah, the area of Boca is an absolute shithole!!