Amir Khan Thanks Pacquiao

[James_Teja]

Khan almost got his head knocked off in sparring with Pac. And now he's thankful for that.

I heard Khan made Pac heave after a crippling body shot. Fact.

This is true, I've seen the footage.

In fact, Khan's bodyshot actually broke Pac's floating ribs, driving them through his diaphragm and into his liver, killing him almost instantly. However, the whole incident has been the focus of an extensive cover-up operation orchestrated by the Philippines Goverment in conjunction with the Illuminati and the Walt Disney Corporation in order to ensure the continued export of pineapples, abaca, and precious metals from the Philippines.

The fighter who is currently known as Manny Pacquiao is actually a Peruvian aboriginy who has undergone extensive plastic surgery and linguistic instruction. He has also been implanted with cybernetic micro-technology which allows him to closely mimic the fighting style of Manny Pacquiao.

It's the greatest tragedy of our time really.

... and then you wake up, stopped smoking crack, and received the rude awakening that Steve Molitor got KTFO by the Towering Inferno.

[CFH]

I heard Khan made Pac heave after a crippling body shot. Fact.

This is true, I've seen the footage.

In fact, Khan's bodyshot actually broke Pac's floating ribs, driving them through his diaphragm and into his liver, killing him almost instantly. However, the whole incident has been the focus of an extensive cover-up operation orchestrated by the Philippines Goverment in conjunction with the Illuminati and the Walt Disney Corporation in order to ensure the continued export of pineapples, abaca, and precious metals from the Philippines.

The fighter who is currently known as Manny Pacquiao is actually a Peruvian aboriginy who has undergone extensive plastic surgery and linguistic instruction. He has also been implanted with cybernetic micro-technology which allows him to closely mimic the fighting style of Manny Pacquiao.

It's the greatest tragedy of our time really.

... and then you wake up, stopped smoking crack, and got the rude awakening that Steve Molitor got KTFO by the Towering Inferno.

Who said I stopped smoking crack?

What does Steve Molitor being knocked out have to do with anything? Ohhhhhh I get it, a fighter I like got knocked out in a unification match, how scarring for me. It's amazing I was able to recover and keep on living. I just take it one day at a time really, thanks for your concern.

It's boxing, fighters lose (I'd expect a Pac-fanboy to understand such things). However, when you're a fan of the sport (not a fan-boy), you are not all that bothered by such things, because there are many fighters you follow. Did it suck Molitor lost? Yeah, it sucked for him (I'm sure the six-figure cheque he cashed eased his pain considerably), but it was great for Caballero (and thus the sport) who really showed how good he was by blowing out an undefeated champion, and I'm looking forward to seeing both fighters fight again.

Anyways, feeling free to continue your rabid Pac-based public circle jerk with the other fan-boys.