Amir Khan Thanks Pacquiao

[James_Teja]

Khan almost got his head knocked off in sparring with Pac. And now he's thankful for that.

I heard Khan made Pac heave after a crippling body shot. Fact.

This is true, I've seen the footage.

In fact, Khan's bodyshot actually broke Pac's floating ribs, driving them through his diaphragm and into his liver, killing him almost instantly. However, the whole incident has been the focus of an extensive cover-up operation orchestrated by the Philippines Goverment in conjunction with the Illuminati and the Walt Disney Corporation in order to ensure the continued export of pineapples, abaca, and precious metals from the Philippines.

The fighter who is currently known as Manny Pacquiao is actually a Peruvian aboriginy who has undergone extensive plastic surgery and linguistic instruction. He has also been implanted with cybernetic micro-technology which allows him to closely mimic the fighting style of Manny Pacquiao.

It's the greatest tragedy of our time really.

... and then you wake up, stopped smoking crack, and received the rude awakening that Steve Molitor got KTFO by the Towering Inferno.