Any airplane pilots on here?

[Chris Nagel]

You could come to Texas and solo in my dad's Cessna for free. He'll d all sorts of f#cked up tricks for you andyou'll never want to fly again. Maybe you 2 could crash together

Haha, did he take you up in his Cessna and abuse you?

Anyways, my dentist used to be a stunt pilot, and my dad knew him back then. Now roller coasters don't bother me, but when he asked if I wanted to go up there with him, I said I'd likely have an out of body experience.

And when I mean out of body experience, I mead dead.

[LEGION]

You could come to Texas and solo in my dad's Cessna for free. He'll d all sorts of f#cked up tricks for you andyou'll never want to fly again. Maybe you 2 could crash together

Haha, did he take you up in his Cessna and abuse you?

Anyways, my dentist used to be a stunt pilot, and my dad knew him back then. Now roller coasters don't bother me, but when he asked if I wanted to go up there with him, I said I'd likely have an out of body experience.

And when I mean out of body experience, I mead dead.

Uh yes he did abuse me; well not like physically or anything He just liked to turn off the engine and do 0-G's or do rolls and cackle th e whole time. I was 12 the last time I went up with him; f#ck my dad he's crazy. I was ruined after that and blame all my aanti-social and violent tendencies on that one day in the sky; so yeah on me.......

And a big to him and you Bagel Nagel....


But seriously my sister loved it and got her pilot's license; but then again she's a stupid cunny anyways

[Chris Nagel]

Now you can thank your dad for making you the man that you are today. By the way, I didn't know that a cessna could do rolls, I thought it'd need an inverted fuel system for that.

Did you get your junior wings after that?

[LEGION]

Now you can thank your dad for making you the man that you are today. By the way, I didn't know that a cessna could do rolls, I thought it'd need an inverted fuel system for that.

Did you get your junior wings after that?

To be honest I don't really remember rolls. The only thing I remember for sure tthat made me cry and make tootsie rolls in my pants was him doing the 0-G. He'd go up, then down,then up higher, then shut off the engine and free fall. I remember cause'I was trying to scream but the force was making it hard; also I remember clearly with lack of gravity that there were dead yellowjacket wasps floating up from the little air vents and hovering in front of my face. This was 25 years ago but the last time I ever went up with him; no joke. I do remember a funny story though. Before we moved to Texas we lived near Palo Alto California; where hekept his plane Suzie My sister and I were small so we would get in the little area behind the seats, and my mom would sit up front with him as she liked to fly. Anyways my cunt sister lit a match and told me to hold it. My mom smelled smoke and freaked and and Julie told my mom I was lighting stuff on fire I swear that was the worst ass beating I ever got when when we landed. Didn't matter I told her Julie was lying; I was cryng as usual because I knew the pants were coming down and the leather belt was coming out


Anyways I'l see if my mom has any pics of Suie; she is OLD. My dad also flies his ultralight that he built up in Colorado. Him and his crazy mom flew it down to Texas one summer

[CountryBoy]

Me, I fly a Gyro-Copter

[Andre]

Me, I fly a Gyro-Copter

Serious ? Why? they glide like a brick dont they?

They go down like street whores around here.

[Snakey]

I heard AirFrance has an opening for a pilot ?

[Douglas]

Now you can thank your dad for making you the man that you are today. By the way, I didn't know that a cessna could do rolls, I thought it'd need an inverted fuel system for that.

Did you get your junior wings after that?

There's a Cessna 150/152 Aerobat, it has a somewhat stronger airframe than the regular 152's that allows you to do stunts.

Actually, you can loop, spin, or roll most any aircraft you're just not supposed to unless it's approved for stunts, as it just may mess up some of the instruments, and if you crash (or mess up the instruments) insurance probably won't pay for any of the damage.

[Chris Nagel]

I hope that things look up for aviation. I went by one of the local airports last 4th of July and the place was practically desolate in contrast to the bustling airport that it was a few years back.