put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit. splashback eliminated
put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit. splashback eliminated
Wish you were an hour earlier with the fuckin' barbie tip !!!
If you have any bread that has become too dry, microwave it with a cup of water and it'll take in some of the moisture.
For reheating pizza, microwave it a little bit, and then put some aluminum foil around it and then put it in the toaster so it's not soggy at all.
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If you hear a voice within you saying that I am not a painter, then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.
If your single.Own only two of every dish,silverware,mugs,pots and pans.Thats it.
Always use a catcher while mowing the grass and only edge on windy days.Teach the cat to use the doggy door and shite outside like ol' fido.
Never meet a girl for a date after opening a bag of tripe. Even with excessive washing you can't get that disgusting shit stink off you.
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Got a bar fridge in my bedroom (yea that's right). No booze in it, mostly gatorade, water, orange juice etc, fruit and snacks. We have a laundry shoot just outside my door no one uses. I put a garbage basket at the bottom of it with bag to catch incoming. Barely have to leave my room if I don't want other then to poop.
Stack the dishes and bowls as you wash them, then rinse. This reduces the amount of time you spend rinsing your hands before each time you confirm that the dish / bowl is thoroughly rinsed.
Leave the typing mistakes alone until your done with the page. Most of those errors can be fixed with spell-check faster than the time it takes for your to delete the word and re-type it.
If you have a gathering, serve different cups to people so it is easier to identify their cup and avoid having to clean a new one (assuming you are not using disposables).
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No doubt.Have always been a fan of living single,might be way to territorial for marriage.But I was engaged twice early on after school and think I sub consciously sabotaged the relationships.
Crazy thing,knew 5 buds who went through and made the jump.All the power to them but three had those divorces you speak of within a couple of years.Very messy.Its just not for everyone.
Dont drink and drive in snowy roads. In the rain is fine but snow is when you just gotta realize how dangerous it is to drink and drive.
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