If you could watch a reality TV show series about a member of Saddoboxing.com...

[Youngblood]

Hattonhammer would be the dude hiding in the bottom of the outhouse shitter out back looking to catch some tasties. Right PlopEater?

[Nameless]

Hehe, I vote to be the cameraman if I can't be the commentator, sounds like that job is a lot of fun too.

[Gandalf]

They should have an episode with Trainer Monkey training Baller 27 for a special challenge. Would certainly keep the house members amused for a bit.

[Spicoli]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

[CFH]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

[CFH]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Sweet. That joke was apparently so funny that amat was able to give me positive rep for it twice. I am awesome.

[amat]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Sweet. That joke was apparently so funny that amat was able to give me positive rep for it twice. I am awesome.

Motherfucker so annoying I had to shut down my whole computer because it popped up with infinite "Thank you for adding rep to this user" messages. I wish I could take back that rep because I'm blaming it on you

No it was a good joke though good timing.

[Spicoli]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Every reality show has one.That older guy who tries too hard and cracks overly corny jokes to no ends,more often than not laughing the loudest while the youth give sideways glances debating rather to ignore and tip toe away,voting them out first...or to provoke him into throwing someone through a window and get him expelled.Dont ask I dont know either.

[Diane]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Every reality show has one.That older guy who tries too hard and cracks overly corny jokes to no ends,more often than not laughing the loudest while the youth give sideways glances debating rather to ignore and tip toe away,voting them out first...or to provoke him into throwing someone through a window and get him expelled.Dont ask I dont know either.

This is how I see the role you would play in the house.