I just thought of a GREAT concept for a reality show

[Von Milash]

"So you think you can box."

Put a bunch of retards in a house of 10weeks. Zelenoff comes to mind. Let them train. Then give all of them, (yes all, not just one) a shot at a journeyman pro. 3 three minute rounds to make your point. Journeyman pro knocks the living shit out of the guy in first round, putting him in hospital with brain damage.

Put it on the comedy channel.

[Von Milash]

I'm thinking Emanuel Augustus could be the pro. Show periodic footage of him training for the fights. It would be hilarious to show the massively stark contrast in talent and ability between him seriously working the bag, mitts, speedbag, rope, etc, and the idiots he'll be fighting.

[Chris Nagel]

Terrific. As long as we don't have to listen to them talk.

Give them a short intoduction, and then skip right to the execution. You could also have a priest come to their dressing room to read them their last rights.

They'll be an inspiration to every self-proclaimed badass on youtube and forums everywhere. The sad part is that after having their asses thoroughly handed to them, it won't mark a turning point of discovery that they have not an ounce boxing ability, and because of that they should be allowed as much rematches as they want.

Damn good television if you ask me. Put it over little-league softball on ESPN2 right before Wednesday fights.

[Chris Nagel]

I'm thinking Emanuel Augustus could be the pro. Show periodic footage of him training for the fights. It would be hilarious to show the massively stark contrast in talent and ability between him seriously working the bag, mitts, speedbag, rope, etc, and the idiots he'll be fighting.

I love it, better yet put them all in the same gym a week before their fight, and see how there's no comparison.

[Dark Lord Al]

Thta sounds like a good plan to me.

[Von Milash]

or i was just thinking, we could show these guys traiing their assess off, have an elimination, but in the meantime, show Emanuel sitting around getting fat, no training whatsoever, kind of like in the movie Great White Hype, then he still beats the living shit out of his opponent. KO at about 5 seconds into the first round.

[Von Milash]

Terrific. As long as we don't have to listen to them talk.

Give them a short intoduction, and then skip right to the execution. You could also have a priest come to their dressing room to read them their last rights.

They'll be an inspiration to every self-proclaimed badass on youtube and forums everywhere. The sad part is that after having their asses thoroughly handed to them, it won't mark a turning point of discovery that they have not an ounce boxing ability, and because of that they should be allowed as much rematches as they want.

Damn good television if you ask me. Put it over little-league softball on ESPN2 right before Wednesday fights.

Nah, see, that's where the humor comes into play.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

"So you think you can box."

Put a bunch of retards in a house of 10weeks. Zelenoff comes to mind. Let them train. Then give all of them, (yes all, not just one) a shot at a journeyman pro. 3 three minute rounds to make your point. Journeyman pro knocks the living shit out of the guy in first round, putting him in hospital with brain damage.

Put it on the comedy channel.

I'd watch that.

[Chris Nagel]

or i was just thinking, we could show these guys traiing their assess off, have an elimination, but in the meantime, show Emanuel sitting around getting fat, no training whatsoever, kind of like in the movie Great White Hype, then he still beats the living shit out of his opponent. KO at about 5 seconds into the first round.

I have another idea. None of these guys probably know who Emanual Augustus is right? So the ploy is that Manny'll be disguised as another useless boxing hopeful, hitting the bag with weak-ass haymakers, pretending to be winded, looking like Danger out of Milliondollar baby, then talking to the guys about his dream to one day become a pro, etc.

Have the guys put their names in a ballot making them think that they'll be randomly matched up against each other while in reality they'll have to fight Augustus.

The post fight interview (if they are still alive and conscious) will be gold. "Do you still think that boxing is for you?"

[Kev]

Sounds great, pitting an average Joe against a professional.

I've even thought of a name for it, how about 'Pro's versus Joes!'.

It's a great idea and totally original

[Von Milash]

fuck off spanner. I'm talking boxing ONLY for an entire season. Twot.

and btw, the Joe's are actually decent athletes. I'm talking about inbred delusional retards like Jackenoff...errrr... Zellenoff.

[amat]

I remember when Pros Versus Joes was on and this clown was actually thinking he could beat Roy Jones Jr. Like said he wanted him then after he got knocked down by Roy at 10%, he started crying saying he blew his opportunity. Was great TV.

Anyways, I'm waiting for Charlie to get on TV because you know the Oliver McCall like breakdown is going to happen sometime, he can't possibly believe 24/7 what he says on camera and we need that moment in self destruction to be caught on camera. I've convinced myself he actually believes what he says, but he's a headcase but not like a scary, Tenderloin at 2 AM headcase, like an O'douls version of a headcase.

[Spicoli]

"So you think you can box."

Put a bunch of retards in a house of 10weeks. Zelenoff comes to mind. Let them train. Then give all of them, (yes all, not just one) a shot at a journeyman pro. 3 three minute rounds to make your point. Journeyman pro knocks the living shit out of the guy in first round, putting him in hospital with brain damage.

Put it on the comedy channel.

.....That would actually be funny.How about the "Mullet man" guy as the pro Im sure he would go easy on mack daddy gansta M.C idiot.

[Chris Nagel]

Hey Von, were you here when the redneck, watermellon smashing trainer "the_powerpuncher" was here to pedal his services?

[Von Milash]

yep. what an idiot that guy was. he actually thought he could teach pro boxers how to improve their power... he even EMAILED them!! what an idiot douche. lol.