If you could watch a reality TV show series about a member of Saddoboxing.com...

[Howlin Mad Missy]

That's pretty funny. The part in bold really cracked me up for some strange reason.

There is so many weird hypothesis running around a potential big brother house here that I am seriously starting to crave for it to really happen.... somehow. Especially as I've been able thus far to stay away from the creepy scenarios

It would probably be very funny, especially considering you have a bunch of people who have been here for a good while and who have built up their personas over thousands of posts. It's a fascinating idea imagining how they might gel as real people in the real world (not that a Big Brother house is the real world ).

Would be interesting in seeing how that carefully crafted personna falls apart (not mine of course )

I still pray for Time Commanders to return so we can live out our Hitler-esque tendancies on tv. We had a Saddo's team all set to go but they cancelled the show.
I've suggested loads of us apply to the BB show,....alas that also got cancelled. I'm thinking we should all apply to countdown maybe we can get that cancelled to.

[BIG H]

I know, I would be talking to Big H and he would be saying something about sticking it up Missy's council gritter or some shit and I would just laugh and act like I knew what he was talking about and all the while be plotting his demise.

Hahaha

[BIG H]

These 3 would be absolute essentials to be in the house......

Clubber
Bilbo
VD

[amat]

I would have to wear a hazmat suit if Bilbo and Clubber would be allowed in the house. Though it could make for some creative challenge ideas if they were ever pitted against each other for elimination.

[BIG H]

I would have to wear a hazmat suit if Bilbo and Clubber would be allowed in the house. Though it could make for some creative challenge ideas if they were ever pitted against each other for elimination.

Nobody would ever be able to get in the toilet.... but I spose Bilbo would just beat himself off in front of everybody anyway

[El Kabong]

I certainly wouldn't start any fights...I'm a lot more chill in real life than people think.









.....and if you don't think so I'll come to your house and fucking cut you!

[BIG H]

I certainly wouldn't start any fights...I'm a lot more chill in real life than people think.









.....and if you don't think so I'll come to your house and fucking cut you!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

I would have to wear a hazmat suit if Bilbo and Clubber would be allowed in the house. Though it could make for some creative challenge ideas if they were ever pitted against each other for elimination.

Nobody would ever be able to get in the toilet.... but I spose Bilbo would just beat himself off in front of everybody anyway

ususally I'd say that was a winning option but since it's Bilbo I'd off doing a Kinga That has to be worth a vote.

[Spicoli]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Every reality show has one.That older guy who tries too hard and cracks overly corny jokes to no ends,more often than not laughing the loudest while the youth give sideways glances debating rather to ignore and tip toe away,voting them out first...or to provoke him into throwing someone through a window and get him expelled.Dont ask I dont know either.

[CutMeMick]

I imagine Bilbo would be like Vern Troyer in Surreal Life...

Naked, drunk and pissin' anywhere.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md_SsRLV3Sk

[Gandalf]

I imagine Bilbo would be like Vern Troyer in Surreal Life...

Naked, drunk and pissin' anywhere.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md_SsRLV3Sk

[Howlin Mad Missy]

he was hitting on the women and crashing his little drunk cart all over the place on big brother.

[HattonTheHammer]

he was hitting on the women and crashing his little drunk cart all over the place on big brother.

Didnt he eventually cop off with that chantelle sort when he got out the house??

Imagine taking that home to your parents

[Kev]

he was hitting on the women and crashing his little drunk cart all over the place on big brother.

I like it best when he was chatting up Latoyah Jeckson and then the camera passed down, and he was sitting naked on a potty, just calmly taking a poop whilst telling her she was beautiful

[JazMerkin]

Id instantaneously become adored not just within the house but in the outside world.

While the large majority attempt to slip one up missy id be more concerned with the alcoholic contents within the fridge and would therefore gain allegiances with the likes of H, missy and miles

H would no doubt quickly become the house sex pest (), cutmemick would spend 90% of the time in the diary room bitching about everyone, while brucelee would would no doubt spend a hell of a lot of time boring people to death. Jaz will attempt to become the house dictator which would slowly turn into anarchy.

Youngblood would be a massive hit with steelie due to his age and the fact he has a hairy arse crack. Lefty and JT will just have an all out war in the garden, bilbo and fenster in a last desperate act would allow their urges to get the better of them and take turns raping kid thunder.

All the while your beloved hammer would be taking aback, silently cracking open pint after pint, cigarette in hand. Slowly watching everyone kill themselves

That wouldn't have time to happen. I'd be there about 4 hours I'd say after which I'd be taken out by the police having murdered you

In fact, I'm pretty sure I'd have accomplices