If you could watch a reality TV show series about a member of Saddoboxing.com...

[Nameless]

Hehe, I vote to be the cameraman if I can't be the commentator, sounds like that job is a lot of fun too.

[Gandalf]

They should have an episode with Trainer Monkey training Baller 27 for a special challenge. Would certainly keep the house members amused for a bit.

[Spicoli]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

[CFH]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

[CFH]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Sweet. That joke was apparently so funny that amat was able to give me positive rep for it twice. I am awesome.

[amat]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Sweet. That joke was apparently so funny that amat was able to give me positive rep for it twice. I am awesome.

Motherfucker so annoying I had to shut down my whole computer because it popped up with infinite "Thank you for adding rep to this user" messages. I wish I could take back that rep because I'm blaming it on you

No it was a good joke though good timing.

[amat]

So when you say return rep CFH, that means I have 1 more coming my way right? I mean it only seems fair. I'd be careful, this could result in me turning against you in that hypothetical Big Brother house of ours. That's right, I'd side with Majesty.

[HattonTheHammer]

Id instantaneously become adored not just within the house but in the outside world.

While the large majority attempt to slip one up missy id be more concerned with the alcoholic contents within the fridge and would therefore gain allegiances with the likes of H, missy and miles

H would no doubt quickly become the house sex pest (), cutmemick would spend 90% of the time in the diary room bitching about everyone, while brucelee would would no doubt spend a hell of a lot of time boring people to death. Jaz will attempt to become the house dictator which would slowly turn into anarchy.

Youngblood would be a massive hit with steelie due to his age and the fact he has a hairy arse crack. Lefty and JT will just have an all out war in the garden, bilbo and fenster in a last desperate act would allow their urges to get the better of them and take turns raping kid thunder.

All the while your beloved hammer would be taking aback, silently cracking open pint after pint, cigarette in hand. Slowly watching everyone kill themselves

[Spicoli]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Every reality show has one.That older guy who tries too hard and cracks overly corny jokes to no ends,more often than not laughing the loudest while the youth give sideways glances debating rather to ignore and tip toe away,voting them out first...or to provoke him into throwing someone through a window and get him expelled.Dont ask I dont know either.

[Diane]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Every reality show has one.That older guy who tries too hard and cracks overly corny jokes to no ends,more often than not laughing the loudest while the youth give sideways glances debating rather to ignore and tip toe away,voting them out first...or to provoke him into throwing someone through a window and get him expelled.Dont ask I dont know either.

This is how I see the role you would play in the house.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Who are you?

Every reality show has one.That older guy who tries too hard and cracks overly corny jokes to no ends,more often than not laughing the loudest while the youth give sideways glances debating rather to ignore and tip toe away,voting them out first...or to provoke him into throwing someone through a window and get him expelled.Dont ask I dont know either.

This is how I see the role you would play in the house.

I have the very same duck

[Spicoli]

Who are you?

Every reality show has one.That older guy who tries too hard and cracks overly corny jokes to no ends,more often than not laughing the loudest while the youth give sideways glances debating rather to ignore and tip toe away,voting them out first...or to provoke him into throwing someone through a window and get him expelled.Dont ask I dont know either.

This is how I see the role you would play in the house.

Thats a clear misrepresentation . My eyesight is 20/20 deary.........and I fooking hate the coka cola polar bears !!

Get your facts straight,geez. Hey...is that 'Gizmo' from the gremlins layed out to the side...and hate to ask what the little empty cup is for Nasty ol bastaard