If you could watch a reality TV show series about a member of Saddoboxing.com...

[OumaFan]

who would be the mole? HattontheHammer?

[Youngblood]

Hattonhammer would be the dude hiding in the bottom of the outhouse shitter out back looking to catch some tasties. Right PlopEater?

[Nameless]

Hehe, I vote to be the cameraman if I can't be the commentator, sounds like that job is a lot of fun too.

[Gandalf]

They should have an episode with Trainer Monkey training Baller 27 for a special challenge. Would certainly keep the house members amused for a bit.

[Spicoli]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

[CFH]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

[CFH]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Sweet. That joke was apparently so funny that amat was able to give me positive rep for it twice. I am awesome.

[CutMeMick]

Now if it was a group show I would have to select


1. Violent Demise
2. Ice Cold Boxing
3. Clubber
4. El Gamo
5. LeftyLee
6. Kid Thunder
7. Sal The Butcher
8. Trainer Monkey
9. Legion
10. AdamGB

group fight within 24 hours.

Missy I see you have the Mex flag on you avatar...
So you have Mexican in you?

If not let me know I can help you out with that...

[amat]

F!!!kers Apparently I'll be wallowing drunk naked in the bathtub shaving off all my body hair and throwing half emptys at the camera....Vern troyer dont have shite one ME !!

Who are you?

Sweet. That joke was apparently so funny that amat was able to give me positive rep for it twice. I am awesome.

Motherfucker so annoying I had to shut down my whole computer because it popped up with infinite "Thank you for adding rep to this user" messages. I wish I could take back that rep because I'm blaming it on you

No it was a good joke though good timing.

[amat]

So when you say return rep CFH, that means I have 1 more coming my way right? I mean it only seems fair. I'd be careful, this could result in me turning against you in that hypothetical Big Brother house of ours. That's right, I'd side with Majesty.

[HattonTheHammer]

Id instantaneously become adored not just within the house but in the outside world.

While the large majority attempt to slip one up missy id be more concerned with the alcoholic contents within the fridge and would therefore gain allegiances with the likes of H, missy and miles

H would no doubt quickly become the house sex pest (), cutmemick would spend 90% of the time in the diary room bitching about everyone, while brucelee would would no doubt spend a hell of a lot of time boring people to death. Jaz will attempt to become the house dictator which would slowly turn into anarchy.

Youngblood would be a massive hit with steelie due to his age and the fact he has a hairy arse crack. Lefty and JT will just have an all out war in the garden, bilbo and fenster in a last desperate act would allow their urges to get the better of them and take turns raping kid thunder.

All the while your beloved hammer would be taking aback, silently cracking open pint after pint, cigarette in hand. Slowly watching everyone kill themselves

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Now if it was a group show I would have to select


1. Violent Demise
2. Ice Cold Boxing
3. Clubber
4. El Gamo
5. LeftyLee
6. Kid Thunder
7. Sal The Butcher
8. Trainer Monkey
9. Legion
10. AdamGB

group fight within 24 hours.

Missy I see you have the Mex flag on you avatar...
So you have Mexican in you?

If not let me know I can help you out with that...

So CMM is in the house.

[Gandalf]

Id instantaneously become adored not just within the house but in the outside world.

While the large majority attempt to slip one up missy id be more concerned with the alcoholic contents within the fridge and would therefore gain allegiances with the likes of H, missy and miles

H would no doubt quickly become the house sex pest (), cutmemick would spend 90% of the time in the diary room bitching about everyone, while brucelee would would no doubt spend a hell of a lot of time boring people to death. Jaz will attempt to become the house dictator which would slowly turn into anarchy.

Youngblood would be a massive hit with steelie due to his age and the fact he has a hairy arse crack. Lefty and JT will just have an all out war in the garden, bilbo and fenster in a last desperate act would allow their urges to get the better of them and take turns raping kid thunder.

All the while your beloved hammer would be taking aback, silently cracking open pint after pint, cigarette in hand. Slowly watching everyone kill themselves

That's pretty funny. The part in bold really cracked me up for some strange reason.

[Nameless]

Id instantaneously become adored not just within the house but in the outside world.

While the large majority attempt to slip one up missy id be more concerned with the alcoholic contents within the fridge and would therefore gain allegiances with the likes of H, missy and miles

H would no doubt quickly become the house sex pest (), cutmemick would spend 90% of the time in the diary room bitching about everyone, while brucelee would would no doubt spend a hell of a lot of time boring people to death. Jaz will attempt to become the house dictator which would slowly turn into anarchy.

Youngblood would be a massive hit with steelie due to his age and the fact he has a hairy arse crack. Lefty and JT will just have an all out war in the garden, bilbo and fenster in a last desperate act would allow their urges to get the better of them and take turns raping kid thunder.

All the while your beloved hammer would be taking aback, silently cracking open pint after pint, cigarette in hand. Slowly watching everyone kill themselves

That's pretty funny. The part in bold really cracked me up for some strange reason.

There is so many weird hypothesis running around a potential big brother house here that I am seriously starting to crave for it to really happen.... somehow. Especially as I've been able thus far to stay away from the creepy scenarios

[Gandalf]

Id instantaneously become adored not just within the house but in the outside world.

While the large majority attempt to slip one up missy id be more concerned with the alcoholic contents within the fridge and would therefore gain allegiances with the likes of H, missy and miles

H would no doubt quickly become the house sex pest (), cutmemick would spend 90% of the time in the diary room bitching about everyone, while brucelee would would no doubt spend a hell of a lot of time boring people to death. Jaz will attempt to become the house dictator which would slowly turn into anarchy.

Youngblood would be a massive hit with steelie due to his age and the fact he has a hairy arse crack. Lefty and JT will just have an all out war in the garden, bilbo and fenster in a last desperate act would allow their urges to get the better of them and take turns raping kid thunder.

All the while your beloved hammer would be taking aback, silently cracking open pint after pint, cigarette in hand. Slowly watching everyone kill themselves

That's pretty funny. The part in bold really cracked me up for some strange reason.

There is so many weird hypothesis running around a potential big brother house here that I am seriously starting to crave for it to really happen.... somehow. Especially as I've been able thus far to stay away from the creepy scenarios

It would probably be very funny, especially considering you have a bunch of people who have been here for a good while and who have built up their personas over thousands of posts. It's a fascinating idea imagining how they might gel as real people in the real world (not that a Big Brother house is the real world ).