spicy foods...

[HattonTheHammer]

So its friday night and me and a good mate who`s down from essex decide its that time of the night to give up on our latest conquests and head for the nearest curry house

Now with 8-9pints down us he orders a madras while myself blinded by the 2 little hotties on the other table decide its time to impress and order the mutton vindaloo.

When our food arrives i find 3 cooked black peppers in the confides of my curry with just the 1 on his. Normally i am impervierse to spicy foods but within 1 bite i realise im way over my head and by the 3rd mouthful the tears are being held back as the 2 sorts look on awaiting their meal.

By the time i got half way through i had already ordered 3pints to calm down my mouth and had decided it was time to throw in the towel and admit defeat. I felt thoroughully humiliated and we quickly ordered our cheque and got the hell out of there.

Does anyone actually know what a vindaloo contains (other than the chillis of course) and does anyone have a similar experience of food thats just TOO spicy??

haha FAIL

never met a bird who was impressed by a guy eating a hot curry, infact if you wanna impress a chick at a curry house order something that isn't a curry. That way she knows you're not going to leave half the curry in your kegs and fart all not and stink the place out if u pull her

you're second big mistake was if its hot stop drinking u tit lol, every mouth full washes your mouth out and makes the next one worse lol

if you wana insiast on showing off put a spoon full of sugar in your mouth b4 your curry, calms it down

In hindsight another stupidly utterly pathetic attempt by myself

Dont get me wrong, im not one of those twats that picks up street cones and shouts into them just for a bit of attention (not quite there yet) i suppose the moment just got to me and my machismo took over!!

[Preme]

So its friday night and me and a good mate who`s down from essex decide its that time of the night to give up on our latest conquests and head for the nearest curry house

Now with 8-9pints down us he orders a madras while myself blinded by the 2 little hotties on the other table decide its time to impress and order the mutton vindaloo.

When our food arrives i find 3 cooked black peppers in the confides of my curry with just the 1 on his. Normally i am impervierse to spicy foods but within 1 bite i realise im way over my head and by the 3rd mouthful the tears are being held back as the 2 sorts look on awaiting their meal.

By the time i got half way through i had already ordered 3pints to calm down my mouth and had decided it was time to throw in the towel and admit defeat. I felt thoroughully humiliated and we quickly ordered our cheque and got the hell out of there.

Does anyone actually know what a vindaloo contains (other than the chillis of course) and does anyone have a similar experience of food thats just TOO spicy??

haha FAIL

never met a bird who was impressed by a guy eating a hot curry, infact if you wanna impress a chick at a curry house order something that isn't a curry. That way she knows you're not going to leave half the curry in your kegs and fart all not and stink the place out if u pull her

you're second big mistake was if its hot stop drinking u tit lol, every mouth full washes your mouth out and makes the next one worse lol

if you wana insiast on showing off put a spoon full of sugar in your mouth b4 your curry, calms it down

In hindsight another stupidly utterly pathetic attempt by myself

Dont get me wrong, im not one of those twats that picks up street cones and shouts into them just for a bit of attention (not quite there yet) i suppose the moment just got to me and my machismo took over!!

i know buddy i was just screwing with you - but the sugar thing, that works.