Have you ever been to court?

[JazMerkin]

I was always in trouble as a kid, I didn't really sort out till about 17 when 2 of my teachers basically told me I could do a lot with my life or go to jail. I chose the former thankfully. I was in youth court a lot, have never been tried in the proper court, although I've been there for friends & as a witness for the defence (stop snitchin'). Only had two convictions when I was young, neither of which landed me inside, although I was put in Feltham on remand for a couple of weeks, but the CPS dropped the case. Not that I got compensated for it

[Violent Demise]

Worst thing a judge can tell you "remanded without bail"

[Andre]

We could start a thread "Whos done the most sh!t and got away with it".


Guilty as charged your honor

[Andre]

Once about 30 years ago,one of our mates had 60 thai buddah sticks for sale down the local pub we were all a big group back then about 20 of us.
Two lads got hauled out of the pub for past offences and dragged up to the local station in Frankston. We all followed cause our weekends fun was down the pants of one of the lads taken in (the sixty sticks). We were screaming for them to get let out bashing on the windeows and doors of the cop shop and the cops ended up comming out and trying to talk us down so they locked up our mates without searching them first cause of the amount of people banging and screaming and they called all units back to the sty. One mate a big fukker held the glass front doors closed and pissed through the crack right in front of the main desk.
this all worked a treat as we left peacably after too many cops came back and we got to smoke upas planned later that weekend.
Got in the papers too. local riot on police station.