Quote Originally Posted by AdamGB View Post
Easily when I was about 13/14, I was sitting down in the middle of town were everybody hung out and out of nowere she stuck her tongue down my throat - my mouth was fucking full of half chewed food for god's sake... also she kept her eyes open which is just fucking freaky.
I remember about 2 years later she started trying to dance with me in a club, trying to bump and grind... she wasn't too impressed when I literally picked her up, turned her around and removed her from the dance floor before walking off.

haha I can relate to that! Something quite alarming about eye contact during making out. It always makes me think about being eaten alive by a giant squid or octopus for some reason. I just imagine the final moments of a diver being pulled closer and closer to that giant parrot like beak mouth and having to stare into the creature's cold, empty saucer eyes whilst it sucks out your insides.