Worst kiss of your life??

[AdamGB]

lol I can't speak for the others Missy, but I didn't really have much of a choice in the matter!

Easily when I was about 13/14, I was sitting down in the middle of town were everybody hung out and out of nowere she stuck her tongue down my throat - my mouth was fucking full of half chewed food for god's sake... also she kept her eyes open which is just fucking freaky.

I remember about 2 years later she started trying to dance with me in a club, trying to bump and grind... she wasn't too impressed when I literally picked her up, turned her around and removed her from the dance floor before walking off.

haha I can relate to that! Something quite alarming about eye contact during making out. It always makes me think about being eaten alive by a giant squid or octopus for some reason. I just imagine the final moments of a diver being pulled closer and closer to that giant parrot like beak mouth and having to stare into the creature's cold, empty saucer eyes whilst it sucks out your insides.

In my case only my lunch ended up getting sucked...

[Howlin Mad Missy]

lol I can't speak for the others Missy, but I didn't really have much of a choice in the matter!

Easily when I was about 13/14, I was sitting down in the middle of town were everybody hung out and out of nowere she stuck her tongue down my throat - my mouth was fucking full of half chewed food for god's sake... also she kept her eyes open which is just fucking freaky.

I remember about 2 years later she started trying to dance with me in a club, trying to bump and grind... she wasn't too impressed when I literally picked her up, turned her around and removed her from the dance floor before walking off.

haha I can relate to that! Something quite alarming about eye contact during making out. It always makes me think about being eaten alive by a giant squid or octopus for some reason. I just imagine the final moments of a diver being pulled closer and closer to that giant parrot like beak mouth and having to stare into the creature's cold, empty saucer eyes whilst it sucks out your insides.

In my case only my lunch ended up getting sucked...

you'd be all fuzzy that close up anyway

[ono]

Classic Thread Material again. I don't know how you do it. You're life is like a sitcom.