I've never had a bad kiss but i suppose the worst kiss by any definition would have to be my first.


The girl i kissed was a couple of years older than me, I was 13 and she now could be regarded as a complete pikey/ chav... But i didn't know or care about that at the time.

She tasted of Old English cyder and Wrigley's Spearmint Gum and I had a raging hard on!

It was embarrassing though! I mean her mates, who were like 2 feet away, were making comments like; ''why are you moving your head like that?'' and ''How many girls have you kissed'' and ''Christina, I hope you ain't giving him a blowjob after (giggle-giggle)''

It's all just cringeworthy when I think about it now.

I mean, if I ever saw this scenario unfold infront of me: A 15 year old half-pissed-pikey-bird snogging the face of a 13 year old while her mates are on the wind up. Well I might just loose a little faith in parenthood