Rather ugly girl i took a shining too once about the 12th or 13th pint was sunk and decided around 2am to make my move.

It was horrible, she literally had no idea what she was doing and just tried to tongue every part of my mouth frantically, sloppy as fuk

I remember thinking to myself at the time although she cant kiss for shit she probably gives an incredible blowjob hence the reason folked out £80 for a hotel room for the pair of us