Quote Originally Posted by amat View Post
Yikes Bilbo. No gay jewelry and the girl I'm 'dating' currently is like a size 2 Actually I'm not so sure about that I am just comparing her to a size 2 I once knew and they're about the same. I haven't had sex with her yet though as I actually really like her despite her being a severe alcoholic I don't know I'm all confused right now.

I just dress like myself although today I am dressed gayer then I normally do. I have one of those Polo shirts that cuffs like right above my elbow but I get a lot of compliments whenever I wear it it makes me look like a healthy slim rather then just straight up skinny which is usually what I get when I wear my usual T shirts. The only accessories I ever wear are oversized glasses that kinda make me look like a bug. Not girly ones or even expensive ones just black Bam Margera types.

WTF is peacocking?

The thing is Amat you're like 18 mate when most girls are still are young and slim, hence why older pervs like me like them. Get into your mid thirties and girls take a nose dive in attractiveness. Kids, domesticity and decades of chips and pie abuse mean the majority of women over 30 look more like cattle than page 3 glamour fare.

This is the urban dictionary definition of peacking Urban Dictionary: peacocking

Here is the master himself talking about it