What do you chumps do for work?

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Cartwright?!

[boozeboxer]

Cartwright?!

I thought you just posted cheesy facebook pics featuring you and a girl on a random roof.

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Cartwright?!

I thought you just posted cheesy facebook pics featuring you and a girl on a random roof.

What?

[ono]

Ice Cream Man.

[mattboxingfan]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

[ono]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

[mattboxingfan]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

[Gandalf]

I am a linguistic imperalist. I spend time teaching language to the masses and then spend the rest of the time trying to learn the language of the masses.

[ono]

Ice Cream Man.

Really?

Yeah mate, it's good money.

Awesome got any good storys? And by good money do you mean the free ice cream? I bet thats a plus!

Nah stealing Ice Cream is a sackable and arrestable offence mate. Seriously.

It's not how you'd perceieve it to be. For example, at least one of the Ice Cream vans around your area will actually be run by the government. You probably won't realise which one it is which is probably a good thing seen as though the actual Ice Cream men are some times ex-criminals on some form of release programme, so if you knew which one it was, i guess you'd wait for the next Ice cream man.

I don't have many funny stories but i did quit my first ever job. I was working for a company (not many vans are independant) and the van i was using was under the guise of 'Rossi's Ice Creams' and the owner of the company actually told me i had to put on an Italian accent or he'd fire me. I ended up quitting after a week. It was demeaning.

[paddy448]

I rewire the electrics in houses (a sparky some might call it), its a good way to meet chicks, trust me i have some stories to tell. Sometimes when work slows down, i take my van out and do a bit of scrap metal dealing (pikey style)

[Lefty]

I currently work in a Supermarket while on a break from studying. Shit job but decent money. Mainly based in the warehouse, but also go on the shopfloor.

I also have a work placement job in an NHS walk in centre. Basically mainly observing and treating minor injuries and illnesses alongside nurses. Looking down ears, throats etc as I'm building my healthcare experience up.

Over the next year im hopefully going to start training to be a Paramedic. I've applied to University. The course is very competitive but with my grades and experience I hopefully should get a place.

[jahmez]

I work at a tobacco factory to help fund my ever growing addiction to alcohol and loose women

[Andre]

I work at a tobacco factory to help fund my ever growing addiction to alcohol and loose women

Haha the three links of self addiction in perpetual motion!

Smoke spirit and flesh

Fukkin smokin man smokin!

[Master]

I currently work in a Supermarket while on a break from studying. Shit job but decent money. Mainly based in the warehouse, but also go on the shopfloor.

I also have a work placement job in an NHS walk in centre. Basically mainly observing and treating minor injuries and illnesses alongside nurses. Looking down ears, throats etc as I'm building my healthcare experience up.

Over the next year im hopefully going to start training to be a Paramedic. I've applied to University. The course is very competitive but with my grades and experience I hopefully should get a place.

You are doing all the right things. It is really hard for younger generation to get jobs and work experience is the best way, even if it is unpaid because in the long term you will earn well hopefully.

[X]

I am biblical prophet.

The pay is pretty poor (ie nothing), but the pension benefits are great (everlasting life in the bosom of God). There are a few good perks of the job, such as raising the dead and smiting Ammonites when they do something stupid.

The rough sackcloth uniform is a bit itchy, but I have a company Staff that turns into a snake.