Released Fbi, ufo files

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So where did god come from then? If he made us in his image does that mean he can wank and stuff? If not what is his cock for?

Well God's existence is beyond our capacity to fathom. But it's logically absurd to reject the seemingly forced conclusion this massively complex universe must have some designer/designers behind it because you don't already know where they came from.


I do love how for atheists the problem of God coming into existence is incomprehensible for them yet they happily accept that everything else just appeared magically out of nothing for no reason. Maybe that happened with God. One day there He was just immortal, and eternal. If that isn't convincing to you then how about there was an explosion first and lots of spirits came into existence, joining up with other spirits becoming more powerful. Eventually they all became one supreme spirit over many billions of years and then this one made the universe. Doesn't that no sound so much more scientific and plausible?

As to whether God masturbates I don't know, but if that is part of His image He must look down on me and feel very proud..

The bible says he made us in his image, that means he has hands, feet, an eye, a cock etc. So what use are these to him? They must have a purpose, right?

And what colour is he?

Actually the biblical definition of image was to know both good and evil, i.e the capacity for free will. It had nothing to do with physical form.

God has no body, he has no gender. These are mortal things. Everything that exists in physical form is a creation of God. He is not part of His creation.

Oh right, so he made us in his image but he doesn't actually look like us. That makes perfect sense.

God looks like good. God is good.

Hmm.. the dudes that came up with that idea were pretty smart. It really does make sense. God is good.

It's a shame our image doesn't mean our physical image because i'd love to know how god deals with a dodgy back and stuff.