Released Fbi, ufo files

[Kev]

So where did god come from then? If he made us in his image does that mean he can wank and stuff? If not what is his cock for?

Well God's existence is beyond our capacity to fathom. But it's logically absurd to reject the seemingly forced conclusion this massively complex universe must have some designer/designers behind it because you don't already know where they came from.


I do love how for atheists the problem of God coming into existence is incomprehensible for them yet they happily accept that everything else just appeared magically out of nothing for no reason. Maybe that happened with God. One day there He was just immortal, and eternal. If that isn't convincing to you then how about there was an explosion first and lots of spirits came into existence, joining up with other spirits becoming more powerful. Eventually they all became one supreme spirit over many billions of years and then this one made the universe. Doesn't that no sound so much more scientific and plausible?

As to whether God masturbates I don't know, but if that is part of His image He must look down on me and feel very proud..

Unintentionally Sexual Church Signs | someecards.com

haha they are brilliant! I also agree entirely with your thread above.

[fan johnny]

So where did god come from then? If he made us in his image does that mean he can wank and stuff? If not what is his cock for?

Well God's existence is beyond our capacity to fathom. But it's logically absurd to reject the seemingly forced conclusion this massively complex universe must have some designer/designers behind it because you don't already know where they came from.


I do love how for atheists the problem of God coming into existence is incomprehensible for them yet they happily accept that everything else just appeared magically out of nothing for no reason. Maybe that happened with God. One day there He was just immortal, and eternal. If that isn't convincing to you then how about there was an explosion first and lots of spirits came into existence, joining up with other spirits becoming more powerful. Eventually they all became one supreme spirit over many billions of years and then this one made the universe. Doesn't that no sound so much more scientific and plausible?

As to whether God masturbates I don't know, but if that is part of His image He must look down on me and feel very proud..

Unintentionally Sexual Church Signs | someecards.com

haha they are brilliant! I also agree entirely with your thread above.

Got's to love them acronyms:

F.B.I. - Female Breast Inspector

UFO - Unusual Foot Oder

B.I.B.L.E. - Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth