The Alien... Is it real???

[Gandalf]

I am 100% convinced that it is real. It has a strong resemblance to the aliens I have seen in the films. It also looks to me somewhat how a human might look 25 million years from now.

It's a cute little creature and I would like one to converse with. It would be fantastic to make a linguistic breakthrough with the little aliens.

I could even get a documentary on the Animal planet channel about it. We do class aliens as animals right? I mean they aren't exactly human, but we still class other apes as aliens.

I demand that they let me on the Animal planet channel. Part of my teetotal routine is watching Austin Stevens chase snakes around the globe and I think that is quite awesome. I would love a similar programme for myself where I am interacting with exotic new aliens.

[Snakey]

I am 100% convinced that it is real. It has a strong resemblance to the aliens I have seen in the films. It also looks to me somewhat how a human might look 25 million years from now.

It's a cute little creature and I would like one to converse with. It would be fantastic to make a linguistic breakthrough with the little aliens.

I could even get a documentary on the Animal planet channel about it. We do class aliens as animals right? I mean they aren't exactly human, but we still class other apes as aliens.

I demand that they let me on the Animal planet channel. Part of my teetotal routine is watching Austin Stevens chase snakes around the globe and I think that is quite awesome. I would love a similar programme for myself where I am interacting with exotic new aliens.

Just come and out say it buddy....you wanna fuck them dont you?

[Gandalf]

I am 100% convinced that it is real. It has a strong resemblance to the aliens I have seen in the films. It also looks to me somewhat how a human might look 25 million years from now.

It's a cute little creature and I would like one to converse with. It would be fantastic to make a linguistic breakthrough with the little aliens.

I could even get a documentary on the Animal planet channel about it. We do class aliens as animals right? I mean they aren't exactly human, but we still class other apes as aliens.

I demand that they let me on the Animal planet channel. Part of my teetotal routine is watching Austin Stevens chase snakes around the globe and I think that is quite awesome. I would love a similar programme for myself where I am interacting with exotic new aliens.

Just come and out say it buddy....you wanna fuck them dont you?

Haha, that made me laugh!

Would probably be a bit much for the animal planet channel though.