Long Distance Relationships

[Andre]

I'm really shocked that a smooth talker like hornfinger doesn't have poontang being thrown at him left and right.

LOL how do you know I don't?


Seriously though. It's just the way I feel. I work as a Dj every friday and saturday night. I also work at the same venue as crew for touring bands and pop singers. Musical acts that most of you on here have heard of or own music by. That is what I do for a living when not doing guitar lessons.

When I'm djing I get a veiw of the entire venue cuz I'm up on a high stage. You can see who does and doesn't get the women. And I'm telling you the guys who look the richest are the ones that get the women.

I see how women behave around the rich and famous bands that we have on.

The woman will always gravitate to the man that has most to offer her, money, housing, security.

All women have a price. You can live in as much denile of it as you like but it's a cold hard fact that we all try to ignore.

They dont. Not all of them.

Mine left a millionaire Hotelier to be with me and Im a, well was a surfie bludger type. Our daughter is an absolute stunner and has a personality that matches.
She is moved on by every kind in every club she goes out to who thinks he is in with shot, rich or wild. Shes been with the same bloke since she was 12 thats 8 years never strayed, never will. He is smart enough to know he has the best of the best so I doubt he will either.

You get back what you give out.

She was with a millionaire hotelier? hmm I wonder what attracted her to him....


Was she married to the millionaire hotelier?

Nope she wasnt ever married,and no she isnt the type to go for position or cash. He was an ok bloke, a touch deluded about himself and moody though, he moved in her circles for a while, they got together briefly is all.

shame, she could have got half his wealth in the divorce.

Yeah too right, I could have worked even less than than I do now

Giddup hurry up and get down the bank dear.

[JazMerkin]

I'm not being funny, but isn't there the Lefty/JT precedent here?

Insulting Killer's wife, attempting to insinuate things about Andre's, generally behaving like a knob. I feel really sorry for you HF. You've either had some really bad experiences with women or just not had any at all.

[Hornfinger]

If I was you I'd feel as sorry for me as you do for charlie sheen

[Andre]

Charlie eh! . We all attract to ourselves what we all attract to ourselves for all of our eventual good. They are all lessons whatever we get into or get stuck in is like a canvas we paint lifes stories on.
We just like a different canvas to you and thats fine,we are all different. Its only when you try to paint ours simular to yours so that its justifiable to one way of thinking is when you get any friction here.

But hey its interesting. Id sooner 10 of killers or my types than one of Sheens.

Sheens ones dont last out of the crib and dont back you in everything else.

You catch rare fish in deep water, sometimes you get in sync and they can even surface right next to you when youre up there too

[Nameless]

I'm not being funny, but isn't there the Lefty/JT precedent here?

Insulting Killer's wife, attempting to insinuate things about Andre's, generally behaving like a knob. I feel really sorry for you HF. You've either had some really bad experiences with women or just not had any at all.

In a bit more scornful tone though.

[killersheep]

I'm not being funny, but isn't there the Lefty/JT precedent here?

Insulting Killer's wife, attempting to insinuate things about Andre's, generally behaving like a knob. I feel really sorry for you HF. You've either had some really bad experiences with women or just not had any at all.

Honestly someone in their mid 30's having a bit of an early mid life crisis, and projecting his inadequacies on the rest of the world isn't really insulting in the slightest. Clearly by the fact that he turned into insulting my wife instead of acknowledging his premise was wrong was the first evidence. I would further imagine when he's not being an internet warrior he's probably an alright guy in real life. Someone that is polite and dare I even say gracious in public situations. This is the internet though, so hurling insults helps him deal with his real life shortcomings, it is what it is. Further clear evidence is that he lays blame to others, acts as if everyone are robot animals acting one way, because he is incapable of accepting any responsibility of making the world how he wants it. He will bring up the problems of the world but he won't do anything about it, which equates to really being nothing more than a whiny bitch.

Of course this is all speculation and the only truth of the matter is that he won't apologize for insulting my wife even if he has no way to tell how she looks.

[JazMerkin]

Honestly someone in their mid 30's having a bit of an early mid life crisis, and projecting his inadequacies on the rest of the world isn't really insulting in the slightest. Clearly by the fact that he turned into insulting my wife instead of acknowledging his premise was wrong was the first evidence. I would further imagine when he's not being an internet warrior he's probably an alright guy in real life. Someone that is polite and dare I even say gracious in public situations. This is the internet though, so hurling insults helps him deal with his real life shortcomings, it is what it is. Further clear evidence is that he lays blame to others, acts as if everyone are robot animals acting one way, because he is incapable of accepting any responsibility of making the world how he wants it. He will bring up the problems of the world but he won't do anything about it, which equates to really being nothing more than a whiny bitch.

Of course this is all speculation and the only truth of the matter is that he won't apologize for insulting my wife even if he has no way to tell how she looks.

That's a pretty fair appraisal, although I'm pretty sure he's going to say that somewhere in that paragraph you've labelled your wife, both our mothers & everyone on the forum's sisters a bunch of murderous, conniving, gold-digging whores. Because you know, women all are aren't they

If I was you I'd feel as sorry for me as you do for charlie sheen

Ah I see...

So now you are admitting that you buy hookers?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

define a classy woman - since you've used that term to describe women.

Answer?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

If I was you I'd feel as sorry for me as you do for charlie sheen

Yes. He just got sacked for being an utter arsehole as well?

[No Contest]

define a classy woman - since you've used that term to describe women.

Answer?

A hot mid to late 30's british bird that meets blokes on a bus.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

as opposed to meeting someone drunk in a pub or club?

[No Contest]

Sorry I have a Don Rickles type sense of humor. Especially when I can get away with not getting slapped for it. I'm sure you could meet a decent guy on a bus, see hornfinger, missy isnt out for some guy just for his ride.

[Hornfinger]

define a classy woman - since you've used that term to describe women.

Answer?

Yes all women are as perfect as the virgin mary, and all men are scum ay missy. I think that's the answer you're looking for isn't it.

[Hornfinger]

Honestly someone in their mid 30's having a bit of an early mid life crisis, and projecting his inadequacies on the rest of the world isn't really insulting in the slightest. Clearly by the fact that he turned into insulting my wife instead of acknowledging his premise was wrong was the first evidence. I would further imagine when he's not being an internet warrior he's probably an alright guy in real life. Someone that is polite and dare I even say gracious in public situations. This is the internet though, so hurling insults helps him deal with his real life shortcomings, it is what it is. Further clear evidence is that he lays blame to others, acts as if everyone are robot animals acting one way, because he is incapable of accepting any responsibility of making the world how he wants it. He will bring up the problems of the world but he won't do anything about it, which equates to really being nothing more than a whiny bitch.

Of course this is all speculation and the only truth of the matter is that he won't apologize for insulting my wife even if he has no way to tell how she looks.

That's a pretty fair appraisal, although I'm pretty sure he's going to say that somewhere in that paragraph you've labelled your wife, both our mothers & everyone on the forum's sisters a bunch of murderous, conniving, gold-digging whores. Because you know, women all are aren't they

If I was you I'd feel as sorry for me as you do for charlie sheen

Ah I see...

So now you are admitting that you buy hookers?

If you read back over the thread you'll see that I'm of the opinion that ALL MEN try to and do pay for it.

Paying for your tart of choice to eat at a fancy restraunt because you think it'll improve your chances of getting her in the sack is no different to paying a hooker to suck you off.

I apprieciate that this point of view is an unpopular one. But being unpopular doesn't make it any less true, no matter how much everyone on here wants to cry about it.

Killersheep can't be talking about me. I'm no where near my mid 30s. Obviously my summary of his wife hit a raw nerve.

[Andre]

well theres probably some truth;
if you add up the cost of a wife, divided by the mean number of square roots per year times how many years I've been married, place that over the same amount of roots times the cost per root off the cheap sluts club I'd say
Arrrrh ? Ummm ..."Lurch my good man, whats that all come to?"