What do you do for a living?

[boozeboxer]

You are correct, there is no perfect pollutant.

[Gandalf]

I agree with Bilbo, strangulation is a tried and tested method and ultimately has few effects on the environment. As a man who really believes in protecting the planet I full advocate strangulation.

[Andre]

I agree with Bilbo, strangulation is a tried and tested method and ultimately has few effects on the environment. As a man who really believes in protecting the planet I full advocate strangulation.

Prepare her a bath with candle lit surroundings then come in with the broken rice cooker on an extension lead ; "Here remember this?"

[VictorCharlie]

Whats the health plan like for serial killing?

[CutMeMick]

Shiiiit. I wanted to talk about my new job, but this thread has already gone on a tangent. Dammit.

Don't let my career choice, rain on your parade...
Go right ahead, we're listening.

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

I find this really quite offensive.
You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?

Fuck off! I kill my women however I choose to.

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

I find this really quite offensive.

You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?

I disagree. For one it isn't the worst of all environmental pollutants because it has an extremely short atmospheric life. Around 20 years whenever you consider some things like CFC's can last for hundreds of years.

It's still a very bad pollutant. Chloroform isn't perfect either.

Mick, you're a big guy can't you just use strangulation? No carbon footprint and a more personal touch.

I run the risk of being clawed in the face and ruining my god like features.
That's a risk I'm not willing to take.
Plus there's nothing more personal than rape after they've died.

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

Cool as

and also cool "ass", which is great with some BBQ sauce by the way.

[CFH]

Shiiiit. I wanted to talk about my new job, but this thread has already gone on a tangent. Dammit.

Don't let my career choice, rain on your parade...
Go right ahead, we're listening.

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

I find this really quite offensive.
You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?

Fuck off! I kill my women however I choose to.

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

I find this really quite offensive.

You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?

I disagree. For one it isn't the worst of all environmental pollutants because it has an extremely short atmospheric life. Around 20 years whenever you consider some things like CFC's can last for hundreds of years.

It's still a very bad pollutant. Chloroform isn't perfect either.

Mick, you're a big guy can't you just use strangulation? No carbon footprint and a more personal touch.

I run the risk of being clawed in the face and ruining my god like features.
That's a risk I'm not willing to take.
Plus there's nothing more personal than rape after they've died.

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

Cool as

and also cool "ass", which is great with some BBQ sauce by the way.

Jesus Christ, your usage of my beloved comma is even worse than ICB's.

[fan johnny]

Got called back for a second interview. They say they have narrowed it down to three. The first interview was just a 30 min deal with 4 people shooting questions. Now, I'm going back to see 4 people separately 1 on 1 style. At least one of them is technical and I just have to sit under the light. (They had all these buzz words in their add but when I shot questions at them they weren't doing any of that new stuff. ) The others supposedly want to see how I come across the disciplines in the office and get a feel for my personality. I've never seen this approach before. I'm trying to keep my hopes down but I think if I don't get the offer I still be really bummed. I've got a week to think about this one.

[Gandalf]

I agree with Bilbo, strangulation is a tried and tested method and ultimately has few effects on the environment. As a man who really believes in protecting the planet I full advocate strangulation.

Prepare her a bath with candle lit surroundings then come in with the broken rice cooker on an extension lead ; "Here remember this?"

Ooh, that is seriously twisted!

[boozeboxer]

I agree with Bilbo, strangulation is a tried and tested method and ultimately has few effects on the environment. As a man who really believes in protecting the planet I full advocate strangulation.

Prepare her a bath with candle lit surroundings then come in with the broken rice cooker on an extension lead ; "Here remember this?"

Ooh, that is seriously twisted!

Andre, with a rare glimpse into his psychopathic, yet creative mind.

[Spicoli]

A good solid hammer is terribly underrated.

[superheavyrhun]

Shiiiit. I wanted to talk about my new job, but this thread has already gone on a tangent. Dammit.

[Andre]

I agree with Bilbo, strangulation is a tried and tested method and ultimately has few effects on the environment. As a man who really believes in protecting the planet I full advocate strangulation.

Prepare her a bath with candle lit surroundings then come in with the broken rice cooker on an extension lead ; "Here remember this?"

Ooh, that is seriously twisted!

HA you are right,specially if you think of the outcome; the real twisted bit is she is Asian and cooked by a broken rice cooker. The irony is better than using the iron. .