Dames are crazy....

[Andre]

Personally I always sit down when going to the toilet in the home as I find it more comfortable and because I am mildly homosexual. The seat always stays down in my home. I don't understand the standing up pissing into round seated bowl that is clearly quite far away and thus difficult to aim at with any consistency.

so that's you and John Lydon. And he does it because he's lazy. Apparently.

Count me in on that,but only of a night. It makes zero noise so I dont wake anyone up.
Plus the stars twinkeling along side me, must make me slightly homosexual as well.