Any good jokes ????

[Master]

What do you call a good looking guy in England?

Dark Lord Al

no, The Answear is,

A tourist,

Okej another one, What seems to be really expensive in England

Prostitutes

[Xwetie]

Easy way to enlarge your breasts
A man had grown tired of his wife constantly asked about how she looked. That he had purchased a full-length mirror to her did not help. One day when she stood and watched herself, she began to complain that her breasts were too small.

The man then came up with a proposal. - "If you take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts once a day then you should probably see that your breasts will get bigger."
Willing to try anything for the sake of looks, got the woman a piece of paper and started to rub.

"How long does this before it starts to work?" the woman asked.
"They will get bigger in a few years" the man replied.
The woman stopped her treatment and asked, "Why would my breasts become larger after a few years just because I rub toilet paper between them?"
The man shrugged his shoulders and smiled. "Why not? Has it worked on your butt so it works well on the breasts."
The man survived. With hard training and physical therapy, he may even be able to walk again.

[Xwetie]

[Master]

[Xwetie]

Yesterday, I went into town to pay a lot of taxes on some liquor in a local store. I was in there for about 10 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop right outside the entrance and writing a parking ticket! I walk up to him and says:
- Come on now, be a a little fair and tear the patch !? Please, don't you have nothing important to do on a Friday afternoon?
He ignored me totally and continued to write. I called him for desktop rider and i told him he certainly was gay too! He gave me a look and wrote impassively out a new cure for that car had worn tires !? When I called him for your little fucking pig, He wrote clearly the second bot and put it together with the first on the windshield and started on a third !! This went on for about 10 minutes ... the more I screamed at him, the more fines he wrote without saying a single word. Then I went on to my car, which stood in the parking garage 200 meters away.

[Xwetie]

Two friends lost their wallet and found 5 dollar on the sidewalk,
They were just bout to go on a big night out as they haven’t met in a long time
Because they lost their wallets and only have this five dollars, they bought a sausage, and they entering their first bar, they got served drinks, after a few pints they got sick of that bar and wanted to continue their night out to another place one of them came up with a plan to leave without paying tho, put that sausage thru your pants and i suck on it, that will get us kicked out, so they was role playing this fake blow job and it worked, the guards kicked them out. they went to the next club, got served drinks and they wanted to go on with their night, after being to 14 bars and by this stage they are really tipsy, one of them found a lady he wanted to follow back home, and the other guy was gonna get something to eat and he asked his friend if he still have the sausage so he could eat it on his way home, they guy who had the sasuge replied i lost it on the third bar we went to

[SlimTrae]

Too Funny, my new avatar!

[Master]

Keith Harris has died. Orville is speechless but not on hand to comment.

[Master]

My wife accused me of being a transvestite, so i packed her things and left.

[Master]

Met a bloke who claimed he is a limb stretcher, think he is pulling my leg.

[Master]

Like many people I had no idea what to do after leaving school but eventually I decided to walk home.

[Beanflicker]

What's the difference between a joke and three 10" black cocks?

Master's mum couldn't take a joke.

[Xwetie]

In one study it was found that 9 of 10 like group rape .

[Master]

The Germans have decided to print the euro on a new kind of paper. it will be Greece-proof.

[Master]

My girlfriend started to taking a small Sylvester Stallone doll to bed a few months ago. It been a little rocky between us ever since.