Give me some training for my mission..

[Dizaster]

Well it's only 2 weeks minus 1 day until my holidays officially start.

And along with my holidays starting, so does my mission to approach at least 10 girls or groups of girls a day and start a conversation with them. I have been intending to do this for the past year and a half but have constantly put it off or found reasons why now is not the time. But the 20th of October IS the time....

I now wish that I had maybe trained physically and got myself into some sort of shape that I could be proud of so that my confidence would be higher approaching these girls. But unfortunately 2 weeks is not enough time to get anyone in shape. So I just have to accept that short coming..

But with the date looming and growing extraordinarily closer with every single day that passes, I feel like I should be doing something to prepare... Like a fighter preparing himself for his biggest fight. He's done all the training and learnt all his technique, but he's going to use those last 2 weeks to make sure everything is 100% so that on the day, he is as sharp as a nail..

Right now I feel about as sharp as a glob of mustard... I can't shake the feeling that this shit isn't going to be pretty.. My metaphorical image the 20th of October conjures is something similar to a train heading down the tracks one way, and another train heading towards it from the other direction.. And i'm totally helpless tied to the tracks right in the middle of them...

Anyone have any preparation advice or thoughts that may inspire me to be in better shape come Oct 20th?? (the day i'll probably be handcuffed and escorted from a shopping mall for harassing lovely innocent female shoppers)