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Let me change that then and "let him do all the work".Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Using the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
Who won our GOTY this year?
Yeah sure what do Ii fucking care Im old, Ive already explained this, bring it on.:homo2:erectusQuote:
Originally Posted by erics44yeah but hang on, if i'm a contender for gay of the year then you must be tooQuote:
Originally Posted by AndreUsing the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
Who won our GOTY this year?
@Andre the Giant Gay
oh yeah, you don't give a fuckQuote:
Originally Posted by AndreYeah sure what do Ii fucking care Im old, Ive already explained this, bring it on.:homo2:erectusQuote:
Originally Posted by erics44yeah but hang on, if i'm a contender for gay of the year then you must be tooQuote:
Originally Posted by AndreUsing the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
Who won our GOTY this year?
@Andre the Giant Gay
I forgot ;D
We Franch men prefer de term feggeert.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44yeah but hang on, if i'm a contender for gay of the year then you must be tooQuote:
Originally Posted by AndreUsing the term arsed and sex in the same sentence is a blatant attempt for 2016 Gay of the year votes.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterYou lazy goodfornothing! Just lie there and let her do all the work.Quote:
Originally Posted by erics44
Who won our GOTY this year?
@Andre the Giant Gay
When you start drinking a pint of water, dieting, eating brown bread and 5 fruits a day.
And then you still get constipated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Not if you eat bananas and grapes.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustAnd then you still get constipated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Jack Dee's definition:
When someone your age dies and nobody calls it a 'tragedy'...
I'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterNot if you eat bananas and grapes.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustAnd then you still get constipated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Grapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustI'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterNot if you eat bananas and grapes.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustAnd then you still get constipated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Pringles is surprising since it is made of potato starch which has very little fiber.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterGrapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustI'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterNot if you eat bananas and grapes.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustAnd then you still get constipated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
This is another sign we are getting old, talking about our constitution.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustPringles is surprising since it is made of potato starch which has very little fiber.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterGrapes if you eat the pea also Pringles work like a charm.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustI'll try it. But in the past, bananas have not worked so well. I find prunes are also overrated. But watermelon works best when it is in season. Watermelon really does the trick.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterNot if you eat bananas and grapes.Quote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustAnd then you still get constipated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
I went through a bunch of containers I packed sometime back when planning to move. Ended up throwing one out as everything I packed is now obsolete or of little use. Dvd players, crappy laptop and couple of gaming systems?! Either I've stopped hoarding or "sometime back" is another term for 5 yrs :-\ I cannot express enough how it feels like time is flying by the older I get. I even found my first flip-phone with all texts and photos on it. If you want to really feel old, scroll over texts from 2007 or so ;D Apparently I delete nothing, hundreds of them. Took it out back, sat it on a cinderblock and took a hammer to it. It was awesome.
I ordered a VHS head clean today form ebay. :)
U still get haircuts?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gandalf
When you can remember the originals of new hit songs!:p:p
When sucky suck-suck Door ~ SMIGG ~
When you seem to find a lot of fluff in your belly hole.
Where does it all come from?
That is just because nowadays the fabric is not woven as tightly in textiles as in the past and is not related to age.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Well what about when you open the door and it gets caught in your foot and you bang your head on the door?
The foot thing happens to me sometimes too, and when pulling out a heavy chair from the table in order to sit down. , it hits against your foot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
You look in the mirror when you get out of the shower and plucked chicken is all that comes to mind. ;D:eek:;D:eek:
I had a client since 92' come in last week and I go to talk up how long its been. We talked in front of two new employees to show years and deep client base ;D. Great conversation save for when she said 'I remember you had that goofy haircut and made random small talk when trying to get my Tia without her biting the shit outta you and me not noticing' ;D. We think we're so slick so early on. Old girl had me figured all along, now I hold the door and have to carry the dogs to the taxi cab as she can no longer 'lift' them or even drive herself.
Time man. You do not get it back!
This is beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94
As we grow older, we gain not just wrinkles and grey hair but knowledge and wisdom with the benefit of hindsight.
But if you could write a letter to yourself in the past, what would you tell yourself to do differently?
That was the question posed to pensioners in a recent survey, who revealed the events of the past - or the events that didn’t happen - that cause them the biggest regret in life.
Here are the four big things they wished they could go back in time to amend:
I wish I had travelled more
Money and responsibility often the key factors for us not acting on our wonderlust urges, but people in the 70s not having travelled enough as the most common heartache of all.
A whopping 33 per cent of those questioned admitted to regretting not having seen more of the world while they were young enough to do so.
I wish I had saved more money
It’s easier said than done, but just under a third of 70-somethings - 31 per cent - said they wished they had saved more money ahead of retiring.
The survey revealed that people in the age bracket were still saddled with an average of £31,504 worth of debt, including mortgages, credit cards, overdrafts and personal loans.
It also found people in their 70s had an average income of £21,617, only slightly less than the average 30-year-old, who earns around £24,763.
I wish I hadn’t lost touch with a friend or family member
As we go through life, we never stop making new acquaintances, but it’s old friends and family members that people in their 70s wish they’d stayed in touch with the most.
A total of 17 per cent of respondents said they lamented losing touch with someone close to them due to inattention or neglect.
I wish I hadn’t lost a partner from the past
This isn’t the case for everyone, but many people regret not voicing their unspoken thoughts to “the one that got away”.
One in seven - or 14 per cent of those surveyed - said they had romantic regrets of the past, concluding that time and perspective had not diminished the heartache for a former flame.
I really said "back in the days" this week, while talking to a colleague about way of communicating. That reeks, that was the very first Apocalypse's horseman and he did ride right in front of me and I never saw him coming:-X
When you forget that the previous election you said the same thing as the one before: it can't get any worse than these clowns.
No they can not get worse than this. I promise you.Quote:
Originally Posted by SlimTrae
Promises promises.
When you feel slow and like things are crawling onto the back of your neck.
When your child gets taller than you. :(
I consider myself the ultimate rootless man. If anyone is going to come back as a ghost because they have lost their way it is I. I sometimes think about where I am going to be buried when I die. I don't really belong anywhere, you know. I guess it doesn't really matter. Ye of a wistful disposition.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Still has to be watching people 'get old' from the counter at work. You remember a client come in when their "first" child was born and all of the sudden the same client walks in this Saturday and that child is now a college freshman loudly talking on multiple media devices and rolling his eyes. It's a trip.
Also made a phone cord joke today and literally got this look :tumbleweed:
Oh, hell yeah!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
I'm looking at my cousin with someone who looked just like her...Who is this?
Your daughter?:o
Last time I spoke with my niece (sister's daughter) I said slow down on that eating. You'd be surprised how quick you can gain weight. You'll go from Halle Berry to Healthy Berry just like your mom.
She looked like I was crazy.. "My mom had a nice figure?"
I'm thinking...has it been that long ago, I had to tell fellaz...step off my sister G!!:mad:
Uh...yeah...it has...;D
When you start counting walking as exercise.
You get a sports related injury while sleeping at night
You have 3 drinks and can't remember the walk to Grand Central.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
Three I had ten and I remember the walk we embraced when you went down the subway I don't remember the video you bastard I had a price on my head in Iraq I like to keep a low profile. My death could be on your handsQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustYou have 3 drinks and can't remember the walk to Grand Central.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
I am the Brockton Blockbuster. You are in good hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrusThree I had ten and I remember the walk we embraced when you went down the subway I don't remember the video you bastard I had a price on my head in Iraq I like to keep a low profile. My death could be on your handsQuote:
Originally Posted by brocktonblockbustYou have 3 drinks and can't remember the walk to Grand Central.Quote:
Originally Posted by walrus
So, the shaking head guy is Walrus drunk? :D