Good advice and words that make a pretty sounding scentance are two different things. I wasn't asking for advice on how to keep it in my pants. I just want this girl to fuck off.
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Good advice and words that make a pretty sounding scentance are two different things. I wasn't asking for advice on how to keep it in my pants. I just want this girl to fuck off.
You can't make her fuck off without looking like a creepy psychopath. All you can do is act professionally and not respond whatever it is you feel she is doing. If she does something blatant and over the top, then speak to your supervisor about it, but aside from that there is nothing you can do to control her actions; you just have to accept that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
And FWIW, I think you've received plenty of good advice in this thread. If you wanted people to tell you how to make the girl stop flirting with you, you should have been more clear about it because your first post implied something completely different. This thread is 6 pages long and this is the first time you've specifically said what kind of replies you are looking for.
JimBo you've got 3 choices: 1. Fuck her (now or later) but fuck her and receive your punishment (your family leaving you or massive amounts of guilt until they find out or a lengthy prison stay) 2. Address the situation like an adult and be completely clear with her (in which case if you're wrong you look like a total tool and a freaky quasi-child molester) 3. Do nothing, maybe use her as fuel on some nights where its hard starting the fire (wink wink say no more) or just ignore her.
Be a grown man and make a grown man choice.
And if you say that's bad advice I'm hopping on a plane to England to whip your limey ass!
I would do nothing with the girl but I would tell my wife in a cocky voice about this younger girl that finds me attractive and brag about it, she would just laugh and make fun of me and that would be the end of it.
From what I've got so far from this thread I really don't think option 1 is an option at all. It basically sounds like a schoolgirl smiles and looks at him sometimes and he's gone into meltdown.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Kabong
The best advice is the advice me and Josh have been giving him all along. Do nothing. Nothing at all is going to happen. It's just a case of a friendly girl smiling at him, and he feels bad because he has a crush on her. What he seems to not be getting is that every red blooded guy would likewise be attracted to her if she is indeed hot, but that in itself is no big deal. There are millions of hot young girls in the world. Some may even smile at you. But that doesn't make them available to you. This whole problem is a scenario in his head.
I'm also not sure who he is angry with aside from Missy, as everyone has given him good advice and only Missy has had a go at him. And in Missy's case, she is responding to him the exact same way she would respond to any other male poster who posted this up.
JB seems a bit of a stress head to me. Just chill man :)
I'm just baffled as to what his problem is exactly. He seems to believe this girl is about to throw herself at him in front of everyone without him instigating anything, like in a porno movie. If only life was that great...
:vd::vd::vd:
How many times have you knocked one out over her? Be honest. ;D
No. I had a go because he singled me out, when I gave him the same advice as everyone else. Ignore her. He didn't like/want that advice so I gave him the opposite advice. To which he got more offended. Which probably means he's feeling guilty because he's thought about it.
No, it's a stupid thread really. Most of the advice has been really good, but the subject has been getting overtly shirty with everyone.
You drive a bus and someone says "You are fit. Stamp me ticket", does it with a wink and does so 4 times and the guy goes off the deep end about it and meanwhile has a wife and a newborn kid? Just weird.
Surely as a pro in any profession you know your borders. I certainly do and I interact with at least 100 fit women a week. You don't give them any attention though. Just stupid to ever think of a job being more than that.
And suddenly there is this bad diva changing worlds? Quite absurd.
.....If this was Bilbo thread, at least we'd have pictures :lickish:
Yeah but they'd all be of the back of her head, taken out of focus, without flash, with his weaker hand, from a den he's made in a clump of bushes. Useless for us, gold for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
Your all sad, shit, wrong and stupid. But mostly wrong and shit. Trying to get all retrospective on the issue like 'I don't see what the problem is' It's because YOU'RE SHIT.
And as for getting to the point sooner, talk about Irony. So I can't make her stop! I'll fuckin make her stop alright...
P.S Bil i'm clearly a 1000 times more attrative to women (and kids) than you'll ever be, you ugly mug.
Missy going on like I've got somethig to hide. IN THIS HELL HOLE?! It's the reason I brought this shit hear in the 1st place.
*1 - You're.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
*2 - No need for a capital I.
*3 - attractive. Probably just a typo.
*4 - here.
I took the criticisms of sad and shit on the chin, but I'd have to dispute the other two aspects of the statement. And as for making her stop, I'd strongly advise just living with it until she stops of her own volition or either you get moved to another route, or she starts using a different bus.
You clearly don't understand the pain the man is in. You complete and utter bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun*1 - You're.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
*2 - No need for a capital I.
*3 - attractive. Probably just a typo.
*4 - here.
I took the criticisms of sad and shit on the chin, but I'd have to dispute the other two aspects of the statement. And as for making her stop, I'd strongly advise just living with it until she stops of her own volition or either you get moved to another route, or she starts using a different bus.
it took you 6 pages to say, there's this girl who's attractive who may or may not be flirting with me, I want her to cut it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
SAME reply you muppet. Ignore her.
And yeah you are acting like you've got something to hide, especially when you post up - you had to stop posting because you heard the key turn in the lock.:rolleyes:
What about we all cut the crap here and start to act like adults? It's good for everybody. A simple question is about to spin the whole core of this forum (mostly involving people which I have a high respect intellectually)into bitter arguments rather than just discussing and exchanging point of views in order to find the most appropriate answer.
Sure, the girl is "just flirting" and that should not be a problem but it is for Jim who has some "attraction" and feels bad about it. Sure, some of you perhaps didn't deserve it when he said "you're all shit" but let's keep in mind that he probably said out of anger when some people didn't understand his point and made fun of it, which seems to be a sensitive topic to him as it touches his family. Now all this is getting a bit highly flamable stupidly as many of us are starting to take things in that matter way too personal.
So now you all goo to your rooms to meditate on what you've said and no cookies for snack. Except Andre. Andre can have some cookies.
I'm not actually sure if Jim is joking around here or actually having a Milesesque meltdown. Either way it's funny stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
I would most definitely take my hat off to you if I wore one. Your ability to get schoolgirls to throw themselves at you on public transport without doing anything to illicit such attention most definitely singles you out as more attrative than I.
Yeah you insensitive cunt. Some fucking scumbag smiled at him the other day. Give him a break.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad MissyYou clearly don't understand the pain the man is in. You complete and utter bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun*1 - You're.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
*2 - No need for a capital I.
*3 - attractive. Probably just a typo.
*4 - here.
I took the criticisms of sad and shit on the chin, but I'd have to dispute the other two aspects of the statement. And as for making her stop, I'd strongly advise just living with it until she stops of her own volition or either you get moved to another route, or she starts using a different bus.
edit : and i can confirm Bilbo is fairly (surprisingly) pleasant looking.
Yeah, I'm the fuckin bad guy here. You know what, you're all a bunch of ******* **** ****** **** ****ers.
;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missyit took you 6 pages to say, there's this girl who's attractive who may or may not be flirting with me, I want her to cut it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
SAME reply you muppet. Ignore her.
And yeah you are acting like you've got something to hide, especially when you post up - you had to stop posting because you heard the key turn in the lock.:rolleyes:
Funny stuff.
He's having a pretty good go of the milesesque breakdown. I must admit that I am fairly impressed. It's jolly good reading.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI'm not actually sure if Jim is joking around here or actually having a Milesesque meltdown. Either way it's funny stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
I would most definitely take my hat off to you if I wore one. Your ability to get schoolgirls to throw themselves at you on public transport without doing anything to illicit such attention most definitely singles you out as more attrative than I.
Jim really should have learnt from the experiences of others before him that posting about personal issues on here rarely goes well.
Don't throw your pearls to the pigs as Mr Jesus would say.
I find the opposite is true. Unless you happen to be insane...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
This has to be a joke...
In case it's not, I really REALLY want to hear how you're going to 'make her stop'.
I'm thinking relationship advice and girls specifically. Myself, El Gamo, Amat, Ono, Miles, Dizaster, Booze etc, all subjects of derision on here at one time because of threads involving attraction to a girl...Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHI find the opposite is true. Unless you happen to be insane...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
I refer you to my second sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI'm thinking relationship advice and girls specifically. Myself, El Gamo, Amat, Ono, Miles, Dizaster, Booze etc, all subjects of derision on here at one time because of threads involving attraction to a girl...Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHI find the opposite is true. Unless you happen to be insane...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Yup, looking at that list of names, there is definitely a common pattern emerging.Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHI refer you to my second sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI'm thinking relationship advice and girls specifically. Myself, El Gamo, Amat, Ono, Miles, Dizaster, Booze etc, all subjects of derision on here at one time because of threads involving attraction to a girl...Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHI find the opposite is true. Unless you happen to be insane...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
We can certainly add Jim to this group..
Quote me you dumb slag.Quote:
Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missyit took you 6 pages to say, there's this girl who's attractive who may or may not be flirting with me, I want her to cut it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
SAME reply you muppet. Ignore her.
And yeah you are acting like you've got something to hide, especially when you post up - you had to stop posting because you heard the key turn in the lock.:rolleyes:
I once knew a girl from Leeds.......... she ate a packet of seeds,
Within the hour her bum was a flower and her fanny a bed full of weeds.
hope this helps.
I suspect this is the bit Missy was referring to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
Well, at least he'll know not to take her to a garden centre.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman
I suspect your a dick head.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhunI suspect this is the bit Missy was referring to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
So I had to answer the door? Big deal! Missy is a tool. Either that or it's a Mod thing...
this thing still going ?!?
Jim - just fudge nudge her and be done with it will you so we can put this thing to bed goddamnitt !!
Feel bad but fuck it. Spoke to one of the teacher/ controllers in the school yard this morning. Told him this girl is distracting me from driving, said she is always trying to talk to me and refuses to stay in her seat (not exactly true). Suggested that, for the safety of the other users, He should have a word. He gave me a look as if to say 'that's someone elses job' but said 'don't worry I'll try and sort it' so she will be spoken to sooner or later and I'm sure it will piss her off and turn her right off me. If she gets funny, I'll direct her to Bilbo's facebook page.
ive only just caught wind of this thread which is a pity coz im a master when it comes to advice of a sexual attraction nature :)
honestly tho as this seems to be a thread of confessions and I have one to tell you
I have a 16 year old cousin in law and im 37, she is girly attractive and a lot of fun, i sometimes do think about her when not in her company, i havent fantasized sexually but i have imagined my self in situations that would be unacceptable
id say when we are in each others company it is flirtatious and she is very touchy feely,
Id never do owt tho, honest
Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.
Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.
Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.
Yeah but those are often the best threads, unless, like CFH said, you're insane. A bit of derision is standard and should be expected. And then if you act like a cunt about (not saying JB has because i haven't read the whole thread) then you should expect it even more. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by BilboI'm thinking relationship advice and girls specifically. Myself, El Gamo, Amat, Ono, Miles, Dizaster, Booze etc, all subjects of derision on here at one time because of threads involving attraction to a girl...Quote:
Originally Posted by CFHI find the opposite is true. Unless you happen to be insane...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
He moves to Korea but he never forgets his northern roots. Cor ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
I think you have handled this badly. But in an amusingly good wayQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
I aso love the line 'I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to'. Have you ever come across a more passionate and red blooded man? Such a romantic way with words, no wonder his wife fell for him, must have swept her off her feet with his sexy talk...Quote:
Originally Posted by onoHe moves to Korea but he never forgets his northern roots. Cor ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
He makes Ed Miliband sound racy...:-\