I kinda need advice. Bad times.

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Feel bad but fuck it. Spoke to one of the teacher/ controllers in the school yard this morning. Told him this girl is distracting me from driving, said she is always trying to talk to me and refuses to stay in her seat (not exactly true). Suggested that, for the safety of the other users, He should have a word. He gave me a look as if to say 'that's someone elses job' but said 'don't worry I'll try and sort it' so she will be spoken to sooner or later and I'm sure it will piss her off and turn her right off me. If she gets funny, I'll direct her to Bilbo's facebook page.

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I think you have handled this badly. But in an amusingly good way

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It's weird. Always thought Jim was just a regular guy, but he's come across as a total lunatic in this thread.

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Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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He moves to Korea but he never forgets his northern roots. Cor ;D

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I aso love the line 'I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to'. Have you ever come across a more passionate and red blooded man? Such a romantic way with words, no wonder his wife fell for him, must have swept her off her feet with his sexy talk...

He makes Ed Miliband sound racy...:-\

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Hahaha. He is from Harrogate though so i can believe it.

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Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario? ;D

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Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario? ;D

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I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

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...edit... Sorry, had to stop posting, wife was at the door without her key and i was on the shitter!! ;D

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I suspect this is the bit Missy was referring to.

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I suspect your a dick head.
So I had to answer the door? Big deal! Missy is a tool. Either that or it's a Mod thing...

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You're probably right, I could do with brushing up on my social skills. Either that or brushing up against more fit 17 year olds, then rubbing my thighs and going "suits you".

I'm convinced this is parody now.

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I suspect this is the bit Missy was referring to.

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I suspect your a dick head.
So I had to answer the door? Big deal! Missy is a tool. Either that or it's a Mod thing...

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you are condemed with your own words and actions.

You said you had nothing to hide. Tell the truth to your mrs and the school and the girl. And while we're about it how about we all wish your kid gets cancer because you're feeling like a guilty motherfucker.

Before anyone pipes up. He started it. Don't dish it if you can't take it. Loser.

Totally, I so want to drive a bus and go mental because a girl flutters her eyelids. Jim was kind of normal, but he turned into Norman Bates, a peado version.

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Feel bad but fuck it. Spoke to one of the teacher/ controllers in the school yard this morning. Told him this girl is distracting me from driving, said she is always trying to talk to me and refuses to stay in her seat (not exactly true). Suggested that, for the safety of the other users, He should have a word. He gave me a look as if to say 'that's someone elses job' but said 'don't worry I'll try and sort it' so she will be spoken to sooner or later and I'm sure it will piss her off and turn her right off me. If she gets funny, I'll direct her to Bilbo's facebook page.

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You have done as well as you could there I think.


Here:-\
Aside from calling us all cunts for no good reason and attracting flack back for doing so. It has had its fun moments.

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Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario? ;D

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I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

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The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.

Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.

Ah lighten up and have a laugh. Lifes too short.

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Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario? ;D

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I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

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The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.

Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.

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Let us know how it goes Jim.

I hope my maggot grub grows quickly because I would love to be a fly on the wall for the lecture this poor girl is about to receive. 'Hey Bridget, I need a word. You're going to have to stop saying hello to the school bus driver, he can't handle it. Also he says he can feel you staring at the back of his head sometimes. It's causing problems between him and his wife so I've arranged for you to face the other way, and you will have to get on the bus early whilst he's on his tea break. Walking past him unsettles him'.

Alternatively, the school have provided an Asda Bag For Life for you to put over your head for the entire duration of your journey.

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Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario? ;D

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I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

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The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.

Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.

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Problem is, you reckon what you really wanted to say you said on page 6 - you want her to stop 'flirting' at you. Notice I said at otherwise it's flirting WITH which takes both of you.

Added to this you original post which was nothing like what you said on p.6. If you want to turn round and say 'what I meant to say was', then that's your own fault for explaining it poorly, you can't blame others for your poor communication skills. How are we supposed to know what you mean unless you say what you mean:rolleyes:

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Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario? ;D

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I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

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The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.

Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.

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Let us know how it goes Jim.

I hope my maggot grub grows quickly because I would love to be a fly on the wall for the lecture this poor girl is about to receive. 'Hey Bridget, I need a word. You're going to have to stop saying hello to the school bus driver, he can't handle it. Also he says he can feel you staring at the back of his head sometimes. It's causing problems between him and his wife so I've arranged for you to face the other way, and you will have to get on the bus early whilst he's on his tea break. Walking past him unsettles him'.

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Best thread ever?

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Oh man, you didn't lie about her did you? That's pretty mean. She hasn't really done anything wrong from what you have been saying in this thread. Just chill out and drive your bus. It's your mind that is the problem, not this girl. Poor thing is going to be in trouble and all for nothing.

Interesting confession Eric, though I find a lot of you quite odd. I am quite a diffident and cold person, so could never confess to being touchy with teenagers or anything like that. Any form of physical contact would just be extremely alien to me and even eye contact is something that I rarely hold for long.

Of course I know when someone is attractive and think sometimes 'Cor she's a looker'. But my character refuses to allow it to ever go beyond that. I would never physically touch another female that I am not legally contracted to. But why would I even want to? Physical beauty is just that and for me it is just like architecture. I can look at a building without ever needing to touch it, but one must never stare.

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What if Megan Fox asked you to touch her fanny?

If she was a building, which building would she be you Lothario? ;D

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I would politely ask her to take it back to Optimus Prime and also tell her to have a decent shower first in order to remove the stench of cheesy Hollywood blockbusters.

Anyway, you buggers I am not from Harrogate. I am from Worthing, but Harrogate was my last point of departure before embarking on a lifelong British embargo. I am quite familiar with various linguistic forms and readily adopt those patterns in various situations. 'Cor' is one of the great words in the British lexicon.

And as for my romantic way with words, indeed it is quite true that I never sound like Barry White. I don't look like him either, but my wife loves me for being the unique visionary that I am. I could serenade the stars and build a stairway to the moon, but we all know that stuff is utter hogwash. I am a pragmatic realist and some women like honesty. If I am anything, it is eccentric with a decent dose of honesty thrown in for good measure.

I agree with Bilbo too. Jim has always seemed so normal, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

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The problem is that to many posters in this thread seem to be stuck in thier ways of taking things way out of context, which is infuriating. It's actually maddening in a way....... But it's fine... I get it now. So like maggots on shit i'll let you usual suspects crawl all over this thread and turn Jimanuel Boogustus into what ever makes you feel better about yourself.
If what i have shared with you it really is too hard to conceive (your just gonna have to take my word for it dickheads) and it is much easier for you to pass me off as a nonse/ lunatic/ liar/ unfaithful then of course I can only say that it says more about you than it does me.

Doesn't necessarily apply to everyone but then in someway's I feel like I wanna say it might as well.

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Why so serious?

You are giving yourself these labels because they seem to be circling around in your head. I have always thought of you as a sensible stand up kind of person, but this implosion is truly fascinating.

I don't think your definitions say very much about me at all, but if it makes you feel better about yourself, then for sure think that way.

If it is as quirky as it seems you should probably book a few sessions with a shrink and get this ironed out properly. You aren't managing this very well on your own at all.

I'm not managing with you lot, tis true but don't get it twisted. This situation is dealt with now. And Bil, seriously, I'm actually flattered by your inability ;)

Missy, yawn.

You're a joke of a man.

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I'm not managing with you lot, tis true but don't get it twisted. This situation is dealt with now. And Bil, seriously, I'm actually flattered by your inability ;)

Missy, yawn.

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It can be annoying when everyone seems to be on your case. I get it all the time, I used to be much more thin skinned. I do snap every now and then though. It's good to explode with rage sometimes.

Like everyone has said, it is only natural to view an attractive person as attractive. All this is is old fashioned lust, you just need to keep a grip on it all.

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I really regret ever thinking that a bunch of cunts could ever offer genuine advice. I hope all your children get spinal biffida... Or whatever Bilbo had. Cunts.

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I started reading this thread and though "fuck it...i wanna skip right to the end"...then started reading backwards. The quote above is priceless...wtf? Snap words written from a bus driver on the edge!....would not surprise me if he sits at home re-enacting the 'yoo talkin to me!" scene from Taxi Driver.

In all seriousness...what an amusing thread! hahaha

Is there a bus driver equivalent to going postal?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDVZ7et-JhI

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I really regret ever thinking that a bunch of cunts could ever offer genuine advice. I hope all your children get spinal biffida... Or whatever Bilbo had. Cunts.

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I started reading this thread and though "fuck it...i wanna skip right to the end"...then started reading backwards. The quote above is priceless...wtf? Snap words written from a bus driver on the edge!....would not surprise me if he sits at home re-enacting the 'yoo talkin to me!" scene from Taxi Driver.

In all seriousness...what an amusing thread! hahaha

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It's truly Saddo gold, made all the more so coming from such an unlikely source. I hope we get more surprises, Killersheep getting his sister in law pregnant, Jaz Merkin driving through a house drunk or maybe Bzkfn killing a man over ginger taunts.

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and yet you still keep replying ;D

This was fantastic. I didn't really have time to read it all but I made time. I may have to read Ono's thread now, but I can't imagine it was this good.

I'm just assuming that Jim was trying to dethrone Miles and to be fair he did. It was a beatdown.

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This was fantastic. I didn't really have time to read it all but I made time. I may have to read Ono's thread now, but I can't imagine it was this good.

I'm just assuming that Jim was trying to dethrone Miles and to be fair he did. It was a beatdown.

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This was fantastic. I didn't really have time to read it all but I made time. I may have to read Ono's thread now, but I can't imagine it was this good.

I'm just assuming that Jim was trying to dethrone Miles and to be fair he did. It was a beatdown.

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I don't recall having any form of mental breakdown so it won't have been that good.

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This was fantastic. I didn't really have time to read it all but I made time. I may have to read Ono's thread now, but I can't imagine it was this good.

I'm just assuming that Jim was trying to dethrone Miles and to be fair he did. It was a beatdown.

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I don't recall having any form of mental breakdown so it won't have been that good.

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We advised memory adjustment so you can't actually remember it. Worked didn't it.

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This was fantastic. I didn't really have time to read it all but I made time. I may have to read Ono's thread now, but I can't imagine it was this good.

I'm just assuming that Jim was trying to dethrone Miles and to be fair he did. It was a beatdown.

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I don't recall having any form of mental breakdown so it won't have been that good.

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We advised memory adjustment so you can't actually remember it. Worked didn't it.

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Remember what?

First of all, whenever Miles, Missy, and Bilbo are the most sane posters on a thread- something really awesome is taking place!!

Jim Boogie: you do need help man. I feel sorry for that poor girl and hope she isn't the last one to get off your route. I also feel compelled to buy her a rape whistle.

Bilbo: I think you had very sound advice.

Can't believe you just used the rape word. That's fucked up. Hope your mum catches aids you prick.

This thread is deffo going in the hall of fame! Absolute genius

lol...its definitely a contender big fella.

great stuff...

I hope my mother does not "catch" aids. :(

I'm still about 90% sure this is all a wind-up, but my god what a great thread.

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I do. Also, you must concede, given your mothers circumstances, it's highly likely right?

It seems Jim is determined to live up to his new creepy, weirdo, predatory rapist persona with all of these sinister wishes of harm and affliction.

I wonder if Bridget ought to be worried? Maybe he will be taken off the school run after all.

I just read the 1st few pages back... Bil, i'm sorry but you are the only weirdo. You just a bit too quick to try and turn this into something it isn't... If only for your own depraved amusement.

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Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

I just read the 1st few pages back... Bil, i'm sorry but you are the only weirdo. You just a bit too quick to try and turn this into something it isn't... If only for your own depraved amusement.

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What have I said that was weird? I basically just said it was no big deal and not worry about it.

I've just been enjoying the breakdown along with everyone else.

anyone think Jim needs some down time so he can work through his issues away from the temptation of posting on Saddos? I've grown bored of him tbh.

And booze - you can't really go round neg repping me in private on the same thread as you said I'm talking sense and in the next thread beg to become a mod. Makes you look unstable as JM on prom night.:-\