Okay, my hopes for being an Olympian have been completely changed, the reality is that I need to take up Judo.

BBC Sport - London 2012 Olympics - Ricardo Blas Jr : Guam, Judo

This guy is only an inch or so taller than me and weighs in at an impressive 34 stone!

BBC News - Your Olympic athlete body match

This tells you which athlete is closest to your height and weight. Mine is Japanese weightlifter Kazuomi Ota. Yes.