Starting a sentence with a conjunction, not capitalising 'I', missing the apostrophe in 'im' and still saying 'u'.
Following your lead I should be saying how stupid you are and that 'my tax pays for you', but I'll give the the benefit of the doubt and assume that you were being ironic in some vague way?
(I'll let 'popster' slide as I'm guessing it's either a typo or something that weird people say. Unless you're a pop musician?).
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